Magic Fridge and why I hate it.

Hi, I'm here to rant about the magic fridge. First of all, it's not magic, because magic doesn't exist, and that's stupid. So first this guy walks in, and he's like, "The guys are coming over, are you worried that they'll take all the beer?" But then the other guy has a solution, so he presses a switch on the wall, so then it reveals the fridge was actually A ROTATING DOOR! So then the guy is like, dude, you're a genius, and then there's a cult of people sees the fridge and one of them yells HEY GUYS THE MAGIC FRIDGE IS BACK! So then they take all the bottles out of the fridge and drink it all and bow down to the fridge and say Magic Fridge a few times.

ROTATING DOORS DOES NOT EQUAL MAGIC, WHAT THE FUCK?! Has man lost all sense of logic and perception? GRRRRR. FUCK THE SUPERBOWL.

Also, the reason the cult got to it was because it was not calibrated enough, damn them to hell, they're stupid. >:I

..nobody gets what i'm talking about. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URJKn-Iq4ZE

They didn't see the rotating door, they don't know there is one. To them, the fridge just appears there magically.

Munroe wrote:

They didn't see the rotating door, they don't know there is one. To them, the fridge just appears there magically.

But didn't they have at least a tiny thought that there is a perfectly scientific explanation? D:

That's part of what's funny. It's just a commercial, anyway.

Munroe wrote:

That's part of what's funny. It's just a commercial, anyway.

It's an evil commercial, because it angers me.

Are you sure you're not Dane Cook, Narran?

LawnJesus wrote:

Are you sure you're not Dane Cook, Narran?

Maybe I am. But most likely not.

Good, I hate Dane Cook.