Psycheandromida He Who Wears Sunglasses at Night
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| Subject: Facade logs. Thu Apr 01, 2010 11:44 pm | |
| Grace and Trip are a married couple with problems, so they ask their old friend, Sergio to come break the ice. Join us as we watch Sergio's mission to restore peace to the marraige. Attempt 1: - Spoiler:
FACADE STAGEPLAY Thu Apr 01 22 33 31 2010
TRIP Where are the new wine glasses?
GRACE What for?
(Sergio knocks on the front door.)
(Sergio knocks on the front door.)
TRIP That should be obvious! -- (interrupted)
(Sergio knocks on the front door.)
TRIP Oh, he's here!
(Sergio knocks on the front door.)
(Sergio knocks on the front door.)
GRACE What?! You told me it'd be an hour from now!
(Sergio knocks on the front door.)
(Sergio knocks on the front door.)
(Sergio knocks on the front door.)
(Sergio knocks on the front door.)
(Sergio knocks on the front door.)
(Sergio knocks on the front door.)
(Sergio knocks on the front door.)
(Sergio knocks on the front door.)
(Sergio knocks on the front door.)
(Sergio knocks on the front door.)
(Sergio knocks on the front door.)
TRIP No, he's right on time!
(Sergio knocks on the front door.)
(Sergio knocks on the front door.)
(Sergio knocks on the front door.)
(Sergio knocks on the front door.)
GRACE God... Trip!
(Sergio knocks on the front door.)
(Sergio knocks on the front door.)
(Sergio knocks on the front door.)
(Sergio knocks on the front door.)
(Sergio knocks on the front door.)
(Sergio knocks on the front door.)
(Sergio knocks on the front door.)
(Sergio knocks on the front door.)
(Sergio knocks on the front door.)
(Sergio knocks on the front door.)
(Sergio knocks on the front door.)
(Sergio knocks on the front door.)
(Sergio knocks on the front door.)
(Sergio knocks on the front door.)
(Sergio knocks on the front door.)
(Sergio knocks on the front door.)
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP Sergio!!
TRIP Ah I'm so happy you could make it! We haven't seen -- (interrupted)
SERGIO Hail satan
(Trip closes the front door.)
(SERGIO knocks on the front door.)
(SERGIO knocks on the front door.)
(SERGIO knocks on the front door.)
(SERGIO knocks on the front door.)
(SERGIO knocks on the front door.)
(SERGIO knocks on the front door.)
(SERGIO knocks on the front door.)
(SERGIO knocks on the front door.)
(SERGIO knocks on the front door.)
(SERGIO knocks on the front door.)
(SERGIO knocks on the front door.)
(SERGIO knocks on the front door.)
Attempt 2: - Spoiler:
FACADE STAGEPLAY Thu Apr 01 22 43 35 2010
TRIP Where are the new wine glasses?
GRACE What for?
(Sergio knocks on the front door.)
(Sergio knocks on the front door.)
TRIP That should be obvious! -- (interrupted)
TRIP Uhp, he's here!
GRACE What?! You said he's coming an hour from now!
TRIP No, he's supposed to be here now!
GRACE Trip...!
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP Sergio!!
TRIP Hey! God it's been so long since we've seen you! How are you doing, man?
SERGIO GUTEN TAG
TRIP Uh...
TRIP Well come on in...
SERGIO HEIL HITLER
TRIP Uh, let me go get Grace...
TRIP (unintelligable arguing)
SERGIO JA
TRIP (unintelligable arguing)
(SERGIO picks up the brass bull.)
TRIP (unintelligable arguing)
(SERGIO puts down the brass bull.)
(SERGIO picks up a martini glass 2.)
(SERGIO puts down a martini glass 2.)
(SERGIO picks up a martini glass 3.)
(SERGIO puts down a martini glass 3.)
GRACE Sergio,
(SERGIO picks up a martini glass 1.)
(SERGIO puts down a martini glass 1.)
GRACE Hi! How are you? Oh god it's been such a long time!
SERGIO guten tag
GRACE Uh... -- (interrupted)
GRACE So, come in, make yourself at home...
SERGIO I am ze Nazi commandant
TRIP Whoops, I need to go close the door.
TRIP I'm gonna fix us some drinks.
SERGIO NO
(Trip closes the front door.)
TRIP W -- wait, uh, uh -- we need drinks.
TRIP How about something fun,
SERGIO WHISKEY
TRIP like margaritas?
TRIP Oh yeah, great idea, great idea!
SERGIO WHISKEY
GRACE No no,
GRACE Sergio, maybe you'd like some juice, or a mineral water?
SERGIO WHISKEY
TRIP Oh, oh, yeah, that sounds even better! Great!
TRIP Alright! That's what I wanted to hear! It'll just take me a short minute here.
TRIP (quiet humming)
GRACE (little sigh) That's Trip, always happiest when he's making fancy drinks for everyone in the room.
TRIP Grace, I know what you want, but I'll ask anyway... what would you like to drink?
GRACE Um, Just a glass of Chardonnay for me, please.
TRIP Ah, Chardonnay, certainly.
TRIP Heh heh, Sergio, seeing you brings back good memories, you know?
GRACE Yes, it does. -- (interrupted)
SERGIO ja
TRIP Oh, well, uh, we've, uh... we've missed you.
TRIP Whoa I just realized something!
GRACE What...
SERGIO Heil ze Fuhrer
TRIP Oh, tonight's -- (interrupted)
TRIP Here's your wine, Grace.
GRACE (little sigh)
TRIP So, yeah, I just realized! -- (interrupted)
SERGIO Vere ist mein whiskey
TRIP Oh, yeah, you know, I think I'll fix us another drink in not too long...
TRIP So, ten years ago... that's when you introduced us, right? -- (interrupted)
SERGIO WHISKEY
(SERGIO hugs trip.)
(SERGIO hugs trip.)
TRIP Here's your drink!
(SERGIO picks up a player's drink.)
TRIP Oh, ha ha, I --
GRACE Oh, well... you seem to remember how much Trip likes getting attention.
(SERGIO sips his player's drink.)
(SERGIO sips his player's drink.)
(SERGIO sips his player's drink.)
TRIP (annoyed sigh)
(SERGIO sips his player's drink.)
(SERGIO sips his player's drink.)
SERGIO ja
TRIP Um, well, without you, we wouldn't even -- (interrupted)
(SERGIO sips his player's drink.)
(SERGIO sips his player's drink.)
TRIP Uh -- I - I mean, uh, it's, uh -- it's great you could be here tonight. -- (interrupted)
(SERGIO sips his player's drink.)
(SERGIO kisses trip.)
TRIP uh... uh, heh heh...
GRACE uh...
TRIP (nervous coughing)
GRACE wha...
SERGIO HEIL HITLER
TRIP what...
GRACE ha ha...
TRIP ha ha, heh...
GRACE ha ha ha ha ha!!
TRIP ha ha ha!
TRIP Ha ha ha, heh, Sergio,
SERGIO DO NOT LAUGH
GRACE heh heh heh...
TRIP you're out of control, man...!
TRIP mess with us ...
TRIP heh heh, you're crazy, you know that?
TRIP heh, ha ha...
SERGIO ZE NAZIS ARE SUPREME
TRIP (big sigh)
TRIP Anyway, uh... what were we talking about?
SERGIO HEIL DUTCHLAND
GRACE So, Sergio, you can help me understand where I went -- (interrupted)
SERGIO HEIL HITLER
GRACE Oh, um, well... I want to ask you...
GRACE Uhh, when I saw this armoire in the store, it seemed to have such a clean, simple look to it...
(SERGIO puts down a player's drink.)
TRIP Yeah it looks good next to the bar.
SERGIO SILENCE WENCH
GRACE Uh, well, this such armoire is such a monstrosity, isn't it?
SERGIO NO
GRACE You don't agree...
GRACE I bet I can return most of this, and start over again on this room...
SERGIO Okay this accent isn't working
GRACE Oh, yeah, let me tell you about work! I'm the lead designer on a new project.
SERGIO Trip is a faggot
SERGIO and Grace hates Jews
TRIP uh...
TRIP You're...
GRACE Where is... -- (interrupted)
TRIP uh... uh...
SERGIO 911 was an inside job
TRIP You said...
GRACE Let's get the um... the um...
SERGIO THE PLOT THICKENS
GRACE We need to check th -- that the, uh -- uh...
TRIP Yeah...
GRACE the shampoo bottle thingy...
SERGIO DO NOT LEAVE
TRIP we should get that looked at...
GRACE Oh, yeah, yeah...!
SERGIO I WILL RAPE YOU
TRIP You know what, Sergio, that's it, you need to leave.
TRIP There's -- (interrupted)
TRIP Okay, -- (interrupted)
TRIP Alright, -- (interrupted)
TRIP Okay,
TRIP We invited you over, but this is just not working out.
SERGIO let go of me
(Trip opens the front door.)
(Trip closes the front door.)
SERGIO HEIL HITLER
SERGIO HEY
Attempt 3: - Spoiler:
FACADE STAGEPLAY Thu Apr 01 22 49 27 2010
GRACE Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?
(Sergio knocks on the front door.)
(Sergio knocks on the front door.)
TRIP What, Grace... this? -- (interrupted)
TRIP Uhp, he's here!
GRACE What?! You told me it'd be an hour from now!
TRIP No, he's supposed to be here now!
SERGIO Open the fucking door
GRACE God... Trip!
SERGIO I will rape you
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP Sergio!!
TRIP Hi! It's so great to see you! -- (interrupted)
SERGIO Fuck you bitch
SERGIO Let me in
(Trip closes the front door.)
GRACE No, no, here we are!
GRACE Sergio,
GRACE Hi! How are you? Oh it's so nice to see you, it feels like it's been forever!
TRIP Yeah, it has been a long time.
SERGIO Though you could lock me out?
GRACE Uh...
GRACE So, come in, make yourself at home... -- (interrupted)
SERGIO I AM GOD
GRACE Aw, ha ha ha!
GRACE And I have to say, you look great.
(SERGIO kisses trip.)
TRIP Oh, -- (interrupted)
GRACE uh...
TRIP uh...
TRIP wha...
SERGIO Now you're gay
TRIP wha...
GRACE uuh...
TRIP ha ha...
GRACE ha ha ha ha ha, heh...
TRIP heh, ha ha ha!
GRACE ha ha ha ha!!
TRIP Ha ha ha, heh, Sergio,
SERGIO DO NOT LAUGH
GRACE heh heh...
TRIP you're out of control, man...!
SERGIO I WILL KILL YOU
SERGIO just kidding
GRACE I -- I'm not...
SERGIO ha ha ha
TRIP uh...
GRACE what...
TRIP That's really...
TRIP Let's get the um... the um...
SERGIO Or maybe I'm not
TRIP We need to send a letter to the...
GRACE Right...
TRIP that guy we met in the elevator...
GRACE get that paperwork finished....
TRIP Oh good idea, yeah, yeah...
SERGIO That guy is a faggot
TRIP Alright, Sergio, that's it, you've got to leave.
SERGIO Fuck the ae- HEY
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP We'll be fine -- just go.
SERGIO NO
(Trip closes the front door.)
SERGIO hhey
SERGIO HEY
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