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Mack
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Scalene

Scalene


Posts : 379
Join date : 2010-03-02

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Name: Talia Vortega
Age: 20s
Race: Human

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PostSubject: Excuse me, Pat.   Excuse me, Pat. Icon_minitimeMon Apr 26, 2010 11:14 pm

Good evening, Sir Pat, I'm calling you out -
My linguistic talents surpass yours, no doubt.
The terms of the battle are simple: poetry,
A round by round battle, winner best out of three.
I'll bring my rhyming abilities that rival Dr. Seuss,
honed thanks to the many young women I've seduced.
My friend, I'll kick your arse all over the yard.
Just try and beat me, you foolish retard.
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PostSubject: Re: Excuse me, Pat.   Excuse me, Pat. Icon_minitimeMon Apr 26, 2010 11:53 pm

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
ASSUMING CONTROL
THIS HURTS YOU
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Munroe
DEAR GOD DON'T LOOK IN HIS EYES
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PostSubject: Re: Excuse me, Pat.   Excuse me, Pat. Icon_minitimeTue Apr 27, 2010 12:29 am

We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange,
...um...

...guess this is over.
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Rutabega
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PostSubject: Re: Excuse me, Pat.   Excuse me, Pat. Icon_minitimeTue Apr 27, 2010 12:41 am

I once had this epic poem that was about how Zayl and Kelly met, but it got lost when I had to redo account :l
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Mack
THE GLORY
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PostSubject: Re: Excuse me, Pat.   Excuse me, Pat. Icon_minitimeTue Apr 27, 2010 8:55 am

I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON DRUGS, AND COULDN'T AFFORD TO FLY
I TOOK A GREYHOUND BUS, YOU AND YOUR BRAT SAT NEXT TO ME
IT WOULDN'T SHUT UP, SO I LIT IT ON FIRE
FOR 30 SECONDS IT WAS LOUDER, THEN IT SHUT UP

I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE
I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE
I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE
I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE
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PostSubject: Re: Excuse me, Pat.   Excuse me, Pat. Icon_minitimeTue Apr 27, 2010 11:36 am

LOLMACK. <3
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Phry

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PostSubject: Re: Excuse me, Pat.   Excuse me, Pat. Icon_minitimeTue Apr 27, 2010 2:05 pm

Quote :
I'll bring my rhyming abilities that rival Dr. Seuss,
honed thanks to the many young women I've seduced.

these things are supposed to make sense, scalene.
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Posts : 1427
Join date : 2009-03-24
Location : Somewhere Pat doesn't want me to be

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Age: ???
Race: Human (?)

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PostSubject: Re: Excuse me, Pat.   Excuse me, Pat. Icon_minitimeTue Apr 27, 2010 2:51 pm

Hey, Mentlegen, you gotta slow it down,
'Cause if you haven't noticed, our Pat's not around
So if you wanna play it fair with this extended dare,
I suggest you take minute to just sit right there,
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air.



Yes, that was necessary.
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Phry

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PostSubject: Re: Excuse me, Pat.   Excuse me, Pat. Icon_minitimeTue Apr 27, 2010 2:56 pm

To be honest that didn't explain how he became the prince of bel-air at all.
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Kain

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Age: ???
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PostSubject: Re: Excuse me, Pat.   Excuse me, Pat. Icon_minitimeTue Apr 27, 2010 3:01 pm

Well, if Carlton is the jester, the title of prince is pretty vacant. He "settled his throne as the prince of bel-air." So, pretty much, he just took it. Like a boss.
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PostSubject: Re: Excuse me, Pat.   Excuse me, Pat. Icon_minitimeTue Apr 27, 2010 6:08 pm

Excuse me, Pat. Aabaleheadoldenglow4

Activating Systems 101,
The Master of Puppet's back here, for your Mum,
Trapped in this Ice, Frozen down to the core,
Break this Ice, I can't take anymore - Bring up Div's Zaku's Body, from the Sea Floor,
Re-activation- almost done, Div Zaku is here to have fun fuck shit up,

Like a freight train, make a come back, - Run a' muck
But things have changed- Div is black. Pat don't obey,

HE'S JUST GAY. LOL

WORD
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Krug

Krug


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Location : England

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PostSubject: Re: Excuse me, Pat.   Excuse me, Pat. Icon_minitimeTue Apr 27, 2010 11:59 pm

LOL. You murdered Black Div. Which was murdered to begin with.

...I love you. <3
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Scalene

Scalene


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Age: 20s
Race: Human

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PostSubject: Re: Excuse me, Pat.   Excuse me, Pat. Icon_minitimeWed Apr 28, 2010 12:04 am

PAT. FINISH THE FUCKING POETRY BATTLE.
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