Issues loading Garry's Mod

I get this error when I try to load up the game.
HELP ME, FUCKERS.
..Please?

Actually, nevermind, I fixed it.
STOP HELPING ME, FUCKERS. xD

failed to make pipe connection lock?

QUICK SOMEONE GET THE PLUMBER ON THE HORN



no but in all seriousness, when this shit happens restart steam, and if that fails, just wait an hour

basically the problem is that steam fails to connect to the servers randomly, could be an early timeout check or just a random client drop, steam goes nuts and goes "SHIT I CAN'T FIND THE DAMNED SERVER - DON'T START THE GAME, MAYBE THIS ACCOUNT DOESN'T REALLY OWN IT! STAY RIGHT THERE, YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE UNTIL I KNOW YOU ACTUALLY OWN THIS GAME SHIT SHIT SHIT"

Steam rocks when it comes to bullshit errors

Alot of security goes into Steam and its systems, so its hard to not get errors that occur due to Steam suspecting you don't own a game and/or have tried to trick its database.

But yeah, most of them are bullshit errors.