some shit happens in an office

You expend 1 (1) MEDICAL SUPPLY, and proceed to BEAT DOWN Cohrt's senile midsection in an attempt to wake him.

It dawns on you that this is REALLY FUCKING STUPID
But you don't care.

He'll probably have indigestion later, but oh well, more cash for you if he comes back later.

Still asleep, I guess he just needs a while.
Maybe you should find some other shit to do, you dyke.

Search the cabinets for pain killers, heart medication, and heavy duty laxatives. Immediately dose yourself with large amounts of all three.

Whilst you lack the willpower to overdose on various medications, you do notice that all that's really up here are SUSPICIOUS LOOKING BOTTLES and ADRENALINE, with the ABUNDANCE of these you could probably take steal some.

This is a SHIT HOSPITAL BAY.

THIS ISN'T INTERACTIVE

Fine. Pocket the suspicious looking bottles and some of the adrenaline.

Take Cohrt's glasses, proceed to wear his glasses.

But how many do I take, oh great pat?

Oh FUCK

You fall.

Ow.
You take the things that fell with you, and stand. Do you really want to take this man's glasses? Not saying I have a problem with it, I mean, I will if you guys want I guess.

Maybe the glasses will give you the willpower to actually do things instead of falling all the time goddamn.

EDIT FUCK find out why Cohrt's shadow is under his bed.

Where in the mother of fuck did you get those face skins? They look awesome.

stole them from fakefaggotree's cm pack 4 and edited them a bit.

Okay.
You walk up to Cohrt, grasping his glasses, and pulling them off.

You mindlessly equip them.

Though you feel conspicuously more nerdy, you feel more coordinated, BUT SUDDENLY-

THE GLASSES WERE A CLEVER RUSE, HE ALWAYS WEARS TWO.

"GIVE ME BACK MY OTHER PAIR OF GLASSES YOU XENO WHORE"


YOU ARE NOW COHRT AGAIN
what the fuck do you do now

the glasses ruse was a................ distaction

i have the car

it was all a car analogy.

demand that the nurse return your glasses.

She CALMLY states-
"This is the medical fee. If you don't stop pointing I won't help you into your wheelchair."

Decide it's time to quit this fucking hospital, steal Cohrt's shoes, and book it.

Kain wrote:

Decide it's time to quit this fucking hospital, steal Cohrt's shoes, and book it.

This and ride his wheelchair outta there after stealing everything.

but we're playing as cohrt

cohrt is the protaganist

yeah

Then roll off the bed and bite her ankles until she gives back your glasses.

thus

using your weak old man arms you swing your useless legs at her hoping to bludgeon her with your inadequacy

You proceed to KICK UP A SHIT STORM


She doesn't look very moved, or offended.
Now your legs hurt.

Fake a heart attack.

Psycheandromida wrote:

Get ye flask

Quote :

9:37 PM - Psyche: also get ye flask

BECAUSE PSYCHE WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE

You try to get the flask but you CAN'T


FUCKING


REACH

Pick up the metal tray thing to your side and throw it at her.

Fake a heart attack.