Broseidon, god of awesome.

My World Lit homework today to remake the creation of Earth in any way I wanted.


In the beginning, it was dark; and then Broseidon picked up his electric guitar, and started playing a song made of pure awesome, so awesome it would implode your ear lobes if you heard it. He fell to his knees, sliding across the universe’s polished floor, pointing the end of his electric guitar down, a huge bolt of lightning coming from it and exploding. The smoke cleared, and Broseidon had created Earth.

Broseidon then sky dived from the universe into Earth, doing a guitar solo with his right hand and playing drums with his left, while he played bass guitar with his mouth, and sung the lyrics with his feet, while on fire. As Broseidon was after all God of Awesome, he could defy logic in awesome proportions without even breaking one manly sweat.

He did 10 backflips before landing on Earth. It was barren of any life, just a huge ball of dirt, no sun or water. He summoned a yellow frisbee with his psychic powers of awesome, the frisbee appearing in his hands. He took hold of the frisbee, pulling his right arm to his left shoulder. He flung the frisbee into the sky, and breathed a fireball on it as it flew up. The frisbee stopped suddenly, hanging in the sky. Yellow, on fire, and illuminated the Earth. The sun was born.

Broseidon saw that there were no totally awesome seas on his planet, and he took his plastic water bottle from his pocket, pouring it into the depressions on Earth. The water bottle emptied out all the oceans, and was still half full. Broseidon then thought, “Dude, there are like, no plants, brah.” Broseidon glared at the ground angrily, scaring the seeds hidden under the dirt, and they sprouted. All the forests, plains, and jungles grew instantly.

Broseidon ascended into the atmosphere with his jet boots, pulling out his guitar and hanging in the air. He started playing another godly awesome song, his guitar shooting lightning from the end, hitting Earth. The lightning spawned animals of all kinds, and they said, “Whoah, thanks Broseidon, you’re a total bro. Nice job!” giving him thumbs up the best they could with their animal hands. And unto them he said, “No problem, bros.”

Broseidon nose-dived back into Earth, landing on his feet and looking around. It wasn’t right. He then realized what was wrong! There were no dudes or dudettes on his planet of pure AWESOME. He then ripped out his ears and threw them on the ground; it’s okay though because his awesome powers of awesome made them grow back. Picking up his guitar a final time, he aimed down at the ears and played the most awesome song he had ever played. The ears then grew and turned into man and woman.

There was one last thing, Broseidon handed the man a frisbee, and said “May you play ultimate frisbee like a total bro.” And indeed he could play ultimate frisbee like a bro. Broseidon fist bumped the man, and finally Earth was completed.

you're going to fail this class.


and get sent to a psychologist.



seriously.

I truly admire your creativity.

But yeah, entertaining.

Kruggly wrote:

I truly admire your creativity.

But yeah, entertaining.

Let me google that for you doesn't really apply...

Phry wrote:

Kruggly wrote:

I truly admire your creativity.

But yeah, entertaining.

Let me google that for you doesn't really apply...

Maybe go check the links, lol.

PuPeT-KaI wrote:

Phry wrote:

Kruggly wrote:

I truly admire your creativity.

But yeah, entertaining.

Let me google that for you doesn't really apply...

Maybe go check the links, lol.

No, it's just that nobody wasn't being too stupid and not googling it. So therefore it doesn't apply.

You could have just hyperlinked the results, the lmgtfy part didn't fit.

Whatever.

good read blittz

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No, it's just that nobody wasn't being too stupid and not googling it. So therefore it doesn't apply.

You could have just hyperlinked the results, the lmgtfy part didn't fit.

wat


no seriously wat

LMGTFY is just a funnier alternative.

I like watching it type it out.

Mackalian wrote:

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No, it's just that nobody wasn't being too stupid and not googling it. So therefore it doesn't apply.

You could have just hyperlinked the results, the lmgtfy part didn't fit.

wat


no seriously wat

I have no idea about that first sentence. I think the ideas stopped but my hands kept on typing. It just became nonsence about halfway through.

Mackalian wrote:

wat


no seriously wat

I think he meant "No-one was being dumb and not googling it so to google it for them was redundant."

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I think he meant "No-one was being dumb and not googling it so to google it for them was redundant."

then i stand by my wat

i didn't google it, and i doubt many others did