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Psycheandromida
He Who Wears Sunglasses at Night
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 | Subject: You rage you lose.  Thu Aug 26, 2010 4:34 pm | |
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That’s it. I’m sick of all this “Masterwork Bastard Sword” bullshit that’s going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I’m talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that’s about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.
Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.
Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I’m pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.
Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That’s right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.
So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:
(One-Handed Exotic Weapon) 1d12 Damage 19-20 x4 Crit +2 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork
(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon) 2d10 Damage 17-20 x4 Crit +5 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork
Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don’t you think?
tl;dr = Katanas need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.
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Reanimated
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| | Subject: Re: You rage you lose. Thu Aug 26, 2010 4:38 pm | |
| MY EARS!!!!!!!! GAH THE FINAL BOSS IS KILLING ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 
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Munroe
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| | Subject: Re: You rage you lose. Thu Aug 26, 2010 4:39 pm | |
| I would've raged at the final boss if I hadn't seen it before. That's just sad. | |
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Krug
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| | Subject: Re: You rage you lose. Thu Aug 26, 2010 4:43 pm | |
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- I would've raged at the final boss if I hadn't seen it before.
I've seen it before. I still raged. | |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: You rage you lose. Thu Aug 26, 2010 4:47 pm | |
| Surprisingly, I didn't rage at all. Mostly just because I've stopped giving a shit about these types of people.
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Markka
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| | Subject: Re: You rage you lose. Thu Aug 26, 2010 5:27 pm | |
| - xeno586 wrote:
- Surprisingly, I didn't rage at all. Mostly just because I've stopped giving a shit about these types of people.
Seconded that. | |
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ViralHatred
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Posts : 376
Join date : 2010-08-10
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| | Subject: Re: You rage you lose. Thu Aug 26, 2010 5:37 pm | |
| I was loling hard at "The Final Boss"
Psyche you suck at rage threads.
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Phry
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| | Subject: Re: You rage you lose. Fri Aug 27, 2010 12:48 am | |
| its not her curling hair she should be worried about, rather her freakishly large forehead. | |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: You rage you lose. Fri Aug 27, 2010 1:49 am | |
| - Phry wrote:
- its not her curling hair she should be worried about, rather her freakishly large forehead.
You could have a coo coo clock built in that forehead. |
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Kali
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| | Subject: Re: You rage you lose. Fri Aug 27, 2010 3:46 am | |
| judging from how fat she'd float, so you could probably toss her into the ocean and use her forehead as a runway and make her into an aircraft carrier.
i'm dumb so i don't understand the second one
final boss was bad but psyche you are terrible at making rage threads | |
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BloodStream
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Age : 34
Location : Cambridge, UK
| | Subject: Re: You rage you lose. Fri Aug 27, 2010 5:06 am | |
| - Kali wrote:
- i'm dumb so i don't understand the second one
Just another weeaboo saying that Katanas are the best weapons ever made. They're better at cutting through flesh than european blades, but they can't even make it through chainmail; never mind plate. | |
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Gambit
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| | Subject: Re: You rage you lose. Fri Aug 27, 2010 7:48 am | |
| The fact it was in Britain made me rage | |
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Munroe
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| | Subject: Re: You rage you lose. Fri Aug 27, 2010 5:21 pm | |
| After reading up about katanas, the second one made me lose. It's just so... WRONG | |
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Zaku350
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| | Subject: Re: You rage you lose. Fri Aug 27, 2010 7:48 pm | |
| I couldn't watch the last one,
For some reason I knew I'd just feel bad for the girl. Lmao. | |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: You rage you lose. Fri Aug 27, 2010 8:36 pm | |
| A WILD CHATLOG APPEARS!
4:29 PM - Cpl.Madness Has an Iron fist: Hey you wanna know the best fun I had today on the server and was tottaly against the rules?
4:29 PM - Cpl.Madness Has an Iron fist: In every corner?
4:29 PM - Kaliya: ?
4:30 PM - Cpl.Madness Has an Iron fist: I say this becouse I dont care.
4:30 PM - Cpl.Madness Has an Iron fist: I made James Evil, Gave him Powers like Lich King
4:30 PM - Cpl.Madness Has an Iron fist: Sumoned a Fuckin Undead dragon
4:30 PM - Cpl.Madness Has an Iron fist: And Chased Agito in a circle.
4:30 PM - Cpl.Madness Has an Iron fist: You got a right to ban me.
4:31 PM - Cpl.Madness Has an Iron fist: But all I gotta say was this.
4:31 PM - Cpl.Madness Has an Iron fist: It was the best rp, And was hell of fun rp.
4:31 PM - Cpl.Madness Has an Iron fist: Hell every one I rped it with loved it.
4:31 PM - Cpl.Madness Has an Iron fist: But sometimes.
4:31 PM - Cpl.Madness Has an Iron fist: You gotta brake rules to create rp. |
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Munroe
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| | Subject: Re: You rage you lose. Sat Aug 28, 2010 12:01 am | |
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Omap
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| | Subject: Re: You rage you lose. Sat Aug 28, 2010 6:19 pm | |
|  U mad? | |
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Fuzzy Wolfy
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| | Subject: Re: You rage you lose. Sat Aug 28, 2010 6:44 pm | |
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Rutabega
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| | Subject: Re: You rage you lose. Sat Aug 28, 2010 8:29 pm | |
| At first I didn't get the second one, what with D&D, or at least w/er I thought it was. Then I raged and laughed at the same time at another retard not understanding that while the katana can actually cut someone vertically in half and can even cut through stacked cinder blocks it can't cut through any decent armor, which is also why knights didn't use swords and instead mostly opted to have maces, war hammers and the like for fighting other knights. | |
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Psycheandromida
He Who Wears Sunglasses at Night
Posts : 1503
Join date : 2009-09-25
| | Subject: Re: You rage you lose. Sat Aug 28, 2010 10:33 pm | |
| - Rutabega wrote:
- At first I didn't get the second one, what with D&D, or at least w/er I thought it was. Then I raged and laughed at the same time at another retard not understanding that while the katana can actually cut someone vertically in half and can even cut through stacked cinder blocks it can't cut through any decent armor, which is also why knights didn't use swords and instead mostly opted to have maces, war hammers and the like for fighting other knights.
I lost. | |
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Mack
THE GLORY
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| | Subject: Re: You rage you lose. Sun Aug 29, 2010 5:06 am | |
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- the katana can actually cut someone vertically in half
god damn it i lost | |
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Phry
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| | Subject: Re: You rage you lose. Sun Aug 29, 2010 7:50 am | |
| - Mackalian wrote:
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- the katana can actually cut someone vertically in half
god damn it i lost i just laughed at that | |
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Zaku350
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| | Subject: Re: You rage you lose. Sun Aug 29, 2010 10:38 am | |
| - Rutabega wrote:
- At first I didn't get the second one, what with D&D, or at least w/er I thought it was. Then I raged and laughed at the same time at another retard not understanding that while the katana can actually cut someone vertically in half and can even cut through stacked cinder blocks it can't cut through any decent armor, which is also why knights didn't use swords and instead mostly opted to have maces, war hammers and the like for fighting other knights.
Fuck your Mace. Don't mess with my cold steel. | |
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Mack
THE GLORY
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| | Subject: Re: You rage you lose. Sun Aug 29, 2010 11:49 am | |
| - Zaku350 wrote:
- Fuck your Mace.
Don't mess with my cold steel. The sword world continues to overlook the effeciency and power, and.. I'd even say majesty of this greatsword. It'll hold it's own cutting against any other sword in the world. | |
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Psycheandromida
He Who Wears Sunglasses at Night
Posts : 1503
Join date : 2009-09-25
| | Subject: Re: You rage you lose. Sun Aug 29, 2010 12:29 pm | |
| - Mackalian wrote:
- Zaku350 wrote:
- Fuck your Mace.
Don't mess with my cold steel.
The sword world continues to overlook the effeciency and power, and.. I'd even say majesty of this greatsword. It'll hold it's own cutting against any other sword in the world. Flamberge. Don't mess. | |
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