ALWAYS COUNT ON

I saw the game, and was not impressed. I would choose Serious Sam over this. Hell, even classic HL1.

Serious Sam is fucking awesome.

It's prolly the only KILLKILLKILL game I like .-.

God damn.

Some people'll play Duke, and the other non-conformists'll just say they won't.

Either way, shake it baby~

I'm looking for a hater toilet to plant my bricks in.

Who's first?


Dude. Always bet on Duke. He's coming, guys.

Zaku350 wrote:

No.

But my kind of fun usually doesn't revolve around a a shirtless buff man and his escapades with anorexic, diseased prostitutes.

This annoys me. It's like you automatically take the opposite opinion whenever there's some sort of thread like this.

Also, no, your adventures usually just include shirtless buff men

So, by not liking a stupid game, I'm a non-conformist? Like Kain said, sorry for putting puberty behind me. If being mature means to hate conformism, well, so be it.

Who cares anymore, the game wasn't good to start with, it's not going to be good now - Especially if they've had to delay it every five minutes. And I'm sure half of you never played it. Just because you've giggled at a few vent 'trollings' here and there, and get the ever so hilarious references, doesn't make you the world's biggest fan.

Pat wrote:

Also, no, your adventures usually just include shirtless buff men

Oh ho ho, but so do yours.

Zaku350 wrote:

So, by not liking a stupid game, I'm a non-conformist? Like Kain said, sorry for putting puberty behind me. If being mature means to hate conformism, well, so be it.

Who cares anymore, the game wasn't good to start with, it's not going to be good now - Especially if they've had to delay it every five minutes. And I'm sure half of you never played it. Just because you've giggled at a few vent 'trollings' here and there, and get the ever so hilarious references, doesn't make you the world's biggest fan.

I'm not saying you're being immature, I've just noticed that, in many instances, you simply disagree no matter the subject

Gambit wrote:

So you're going to judge a 90's game to one made in 2010. Cool.

Huh? What? Nooo. You're misunderstanding me. Duke Nukem being hilariously stupid is what makes it good.

I'm definently gonna get it. :O

Quote :

So, by not liking a stupid game, I'm a non-conformist?

Technically you would be a conformist, since you know, normal people in society would say Duke Nukem sucks and hate it. >>

BUT WHO LIKES BEING NORMAL?

Huh? Right guys?

Normal is lame. Right?

Riiiiiiiight?

Guuuuuys?

OhgodI'mnottheonlyweirdonehereamI?

Violet,

this post makes me want to give you a hug,

and tell you everything is gonna be okay,

because the truth is:

everything isn't gonna be okay,

and you really are the only weird one.

/comforthug

What's Duke Nukem?

Zappericus wrote:

What's Duke Nukem?

A game.

I have the 64 bit Duke Nukem. I never played it through though, because I didn't have that save pack thing for the Nintendo... But I played it a lot when I was a kid. And the Playstation one too, that I played through! Oh, and Manhattan Project!

the game is good simply because it defies the seriousness in other games. As opposed to Modern Warfare, Halo 3, Battlefield BC:2, DN is the one that goes "BIG GUNS, CHECK, COOL GUY, CHECK, SUNGLASSES, CHECK, STRIPPERS, CHECK, ALIENS, CHECK. LET'S DO THIS."

It's like you're playing DEAL WITH IT: The game.

Why are you taking it so seriously? Geez, not even the game takes itself seriously.

I mean, I'm not conforming, I've played Duke Nukem 3D and I liked it because of that precise thing, while every other game was super serious and had this faceless, mute marines. Duke Nukem just kinda chews on and spits out the concept of a good game, and makes it Duke Nukem.

Mayn, don't forget Duke's endless stash of money.

"Shake it baby. Shake it baby. Shake it baby."

Kain wrote:

Violet,

this post makes me want to give you a hug,

and tell you everything is gonna be okay,

because the truth is:

everything isn't gonna be okay,

and you really are the only weird one.

/comforthug

Thanks Kain. That's really comforting, I think I'm going to have scary dreams now and start crying about it.

And they WON'T INVOLVE YOU. SO THERE.

So this is the thread that got my steam friends chat spammed with butthurt. I'm locking it to prevent further butthurt. Fans; you've been trolled, deal with it.

I'll just leave this here.
http://spoonyexperiment.com/2010/09/08/pax-coverage-duke-nukem-forever/

Bro-tip: Watch it until the end.