Jacque writes a love letter

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[1/14/2012 9:51:44 PM] Jacque: zaku
[1/14/2012 9:51:46 PM] Jacque: im ashamed to say it
[1/14/2012 9:51:52 PM] Jacque: but i am aceptabily and amazingly drunk
[1/14/2012 9:51:56 PM] Jacque: from -jack
[1/14/2012 9:52:07 PM] Jacque: me an my best mat esarah went on a piss up
[1/14/2012 9:52:15 PM] Jacque: an got royally pissed an now i'm so fked upout mhead
[1/14/2012 9:52:26 PM] Zaku: get on server
[1/14/2012 9:52:27 PM] Zaku: right now
[1/14/2012 9:52:29 PM] Zaku: this is quality material
[1/14/2012 9:52:32 PM] Jacque: i cant zaku i'm really fucking pissed
[1/14/2012 9:52:37 PM] Jacque: i cant move at all
[1/14/2012 9:52:41 PM] Jacque: what hso hapeneding?
[1/14/2012 9:52:42 PM] Jacque: wehat's hapenned?
[1/14/2012 9:52:48 PM] Zaku: jacque omg you need rest
[1/14/2012 9:52:56 PM] Jacque: no stop, what's happening?
[1/14/2012 9:53:03 PM] Jacque: on the server? wht's the quality ramteriale?
[1/14/2012 9:53:05 PM] Jacque: matieral*
[1/14/2012 9:53:07 PM] Jacque: MATERIAL*
[1/14/2012 9:53:14 PM] Jacque: Is psyceh spakien on mic?
[1/14/2012 9:53:25 PM] Jacque: I've had 8l of honey cider and apple cider and 250 ml of mount gay rum AHhdashda
[1/14/2012 9:53:30 PM] Jacque: Oh my fucking hod ahaha
[1/14/2012 9:53:47 PM] Jacque: I msell like a holuday sale with the kegs of beer and haburgers
[1/14/2012 9:53:55 PM] Jacque: i could go for a begal atm
[1/14/2012 9:53:58 PM] Jacque: bagel
[1/14/2012 9:54:16 PM] Jacque: oh my god if i hit a pillow rigt now i'd be dead and zaku i loev you
[1/14/2012 9:54:22 PM] Jacque: you 're an inspiration at times 2 me
[1/14/2012 9:54:28 PM] Zaku: http://steamcommunity.com/id/zaku350/screenshot/613847892705095923?tab=public
[1/14/2012 9:54:30 PM] Jacque: when youre stalwatrt like uncomprismisng
[1/14/2012 9:54:40 PM] Jacque: AHAHAHAH CRACKING UP IRL
[1/14/2012 9:54:42 PM] Jacque: AHAHAHAH
[1/14/2012 9:55:04 PM] Jacque: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[1/14/2012 9:55:05 PM] Jacque: I CANT BREATHE IRL
[1/14/2012 9:55:49 PM] Jacque: HAHAHA
[1/14/2012 9:55:59 PM] Jacque: ashe thinks shes badass but she jus a tposed hahaha
[1/14/2012 9:56:00 PM] Jacque: what afu cking cunt
[1/14/2012 9:56:11 PM] Zaku: lmao
[1/14/2012 9:56:33 PM] Jacque: oh my god outclassed, hangmans dance zaku,l i've never been so drunk in my lfie and i['m borthing you atm?
[1/14/2012 9:56:35 PM] Jacque: i'm soryr iam about to leave anyway
[1/14/2012 9:56:50 PM] Jacque: but seriously oh my gd your forum avatar is so funn a
[1/14/2012 9:56:52 PM] Jacque: ajjajaja
[1/14/2012 9:57:10 PM] Zaku: what is going on
[1/14/2012 9:57:14 PM] Zaku: jack have i hever told you i love you
[1/14/2012 9:57:15 PM] Jacque: i'm drunk
[1/14/2012 9:57:18 PM] Jacque: no stp
[1/14/2012 9:57:20 PM] Jacque: i'm not joking
[1/14/2012 9:57:21 PM] Jacque: i am royally
[1/14/2012 9:57:24 PM] Jacque: fucking drunk
[1/14/2012 9:57:32 PM] Jacque: i had 8l of cidre and 250 ml of frum with my mate sarah
[1/14/2012 9:57:35 PM] Jacque: hahahahahah and she left
[1/14/2012 9:57:38 PM] Jacque: an not i'm drunk
[1/14/2012 9:57:42 PM] Jacque: and on my own
[1/14/2012 9:57:49 PM] Jacque: and fucikign hell dude yu're the fnnniest guy in olen
[1/14/2012 9:57:51 PM] Jacque: olden*
[1/14/2012 9:58:07 PM] Jacque: ufkonc ghell im
[1/14/2012 9:58:12 PM] Jacque: OH MY GOD WRITE WELL JACQUE
[1/14/2012 9:58:29 PM] Jacque: i am sorry if i'm spamming yu i'll go now but you need tow rite that you love me before i  go
[1/14/2012 9:58:49 PM] Zaku: I love you.
[1/14/2012 9:58:50 PM] Zaku: So much.
[1/14/2012 9:58:53 PM] Zaku: And you’re not spamming me.
[1/14/2012 9:58:55 PM] Jacque: oh my god zaku for once i love you.
[1/14/2012 9:59:00 PM] Jacque: i cant headphone my prwes ear
[1/14/2012 9:59:09 PM] Jacque: i cant pees into mey eer when finger into it
[1/14/2012 9:59:20 PM] Jacque: and now its playing swashbuckle or whatever cap- CAPTAIND AN
[1/14/2012 9:59:24 PM] Jacque: SHIP 2 SHIP
[1/14/2012 9:59:28 PM] Jacque: bukka bukka take a dip
[1/14/2012 9:59:37 PM] Jacque: im gonna regret htis
[1/14/2012 9:59:38 PM] Jacque: but fuck son
[1/14/2012 9:59:46 PM] Jacque: going on thsefer ver toorrow goinning
[1/14/2012 9:59:58 PM] Jacque: goodnight zaku i'vm going to have th egreatest hangover tomorrow
[1/14/2012 10:00:08 PM] Jacque: so please dont send me west pls
[1/14/2012 10:00:15 PM] Jacque: goodnmight yawning and oh my god sarah is my sis lad
[1/14/2012 10:00:21 PM] Jacque: zaku you're my brother you knowe that
[1/14/2012 10:00:47 PM] Jacque: perogataive sickn exess
[1/14/2012 10:00:51 PM] Jacque: i m aboujt to eb sick
[1/14/2012 10:00:52 PM] Jacque: goondight

im stalwart like uncompromising

Let it be known Jacque was actually shit faced.

:'(

I died while reading this, thanks for posting it XD

No.

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[1/14/2012 9:59:20 PM] Jacque: and now its playing swashbuckle or whatever cap- CAPTAIND AN
[1/14/2012 9:59:24 PM] Jacque: SHIP 2 SHIP
[1/14/2012 9:59:28 PM] Jacque: bukka bukka take a dip