Robert Halensi

This is Robert Halensi, the bard of the verse, when he shows up, all the baddies looking worse.

So lets check all that shit that he carries in his pack

Cause he's brave in a fight and you know when he attacks

That short sword that he uses' he's got quite a knack

but there's other weapons in his arsenal, so he's not afraid

That mandolin on his back could send someone to their grave, but it's normal. word, mostly just to play

He's strumming those chords about every day

but what if he gets hit? can't block well with that gear

you know that leather jerkin and tabard do the job when the baddies get near. but it's soft, yeah

gotta keep flexible, you never know when he gotta dance, be respectable. can't do that shit in plate or mail.

but enough of the gear, let me spit that physique.

All in all, you can't say he's weak

he's from Occitan after all, and life there's quite bleak

Blonde hair and clean shaven, he prefers the old way he knows it

all those fuckin cats want him dead and he ain't afraid to show it

his pride, that is. gotta have that or you lose it all

he's pretty quick, but don't expect him to go scaling walls.

But where he can he don't fight with his arm

He knows a lot of ways to do the enemy harm

he's got six strings of culture and words made of lead

last person to insult him went and found himself dead

But enough of this ill verse, there's still more to come

with a rhyme on his lips he makes that magic thrum

Little is known about the way he spits verse

all the ladies talk like he's got some kind'a curse

with a sling of some words, he brings out that magic

can't mess it up, or repeat, or it'll bring somethin tragic

but their ain't no limit to what he can do

so long as his rhymes be legit thru and thru

So lets see how this all came to be, six strings and his quest

He grew up in a small town in Occitan, the village of Elkrest

his dad was a solider, his mom stuck in bedrest

cause she got the flu, and she sent him away

ain't gunna give him that shit, he'll live another day

so Robert grew on the roads, spitting his rhymes

Kazuth hounding him as they have for all times

at first he would wander, doing free verse

but he met a man who altered his course

he gave him his mandolin, and looked him in the eye

"You got all the lyrics but now make it fly"

so he learned to play, and learned how to run

met a few friends, who he's call his sons

they all formed a group, "G-UNIT" for short

but one night of drinking would get them all hurt

fell asleep on the watch, and taken at night

Kazuth in the woods, blade shining bright in the fire.

It put him in a bad way, shit he doesn't even talk about that to this day.

so he wandered along, and this where he stand

workin lyrics to live as much as an honest man can.

Surna. Wisdom.

A many million accepts, omfg.

Of course, carried over from when it was shamefully deleted.

Krug wrote:

A many million accepts, omfg.

Of course, carried over from when it was shamefully deleted.

I know what your saying but the haters they know

When I throw that shill man I'm just not gunna go

can't block a character like this cause they ain't got the will

Can't block the effect of rhymes spit this ill

Why did Markka delete it?

Pat wrote:

Why did Markka delete it?

He look through the forum, his eyes set on shit

he saw my picture, but didn't read any of it

then thought in his head, damn this is trash

and deleted my page, so I now him I can bash

word.

I read this in the voice of tupac while he raps.

It was beautiful.

I deleted because I, for some odd reason, assumed it was a joke thread.

Markka wrote:

I deleted because I, for some odd reason, assumed it was a joke thread.

I wonder why you'd come to that ridiculous conclusion.

Nothing wrong with originality, I would know of all people, because I am amazingly original. Thank you, hold the praise.
This ORIGINAL character has my accep.

as I said before the thread was deleted, I talked to Omap about this, and it gets my accept.

Spoiler:

It's not that I think this thread is a joke, it just is a joke.

Reager wrote:

It's not that I think this thread is a joke, it just is a joke.

Accept, or no accept?

You must post a verdict my son.

If this isn't a joke character, then my vote will be on hold until it is finished, otherwise I'd deny.

Well, like I said in the previous thread - from a purely technical point of view, this is an acceptable character. The lyrics give information on the character, and describe a balanced set of skills and equipment. The picture is the only real issue, for obvious reasons.

I guess there's nothing that says you need an extremely detailed character page.

Accepted, and with the accepts from the deleted page, moving.