OLDEN MERCHANDISE

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(One day, i was on the server, and i found the easiest of prey; an AFK kain. Upon his return, he had discovered he had become no bigger than a barbiedoll. One thing led to another, and I had shrunk everyone on the server. I built a house for all of them, too. Suddenly, people had wanted to RP. So I turned them back to their original size. But then I had an idea, What olden.. had began to sell action figures?)

(Note, the figures come to life, please do try not to get killed)
Kain Figure: 44.99 , Comes with mini Velve d\'lil Zik\'den\'veveren, batteries not included. Use extreme caution.
Zaku Figure: 15.55, Comes with pelvic thrusting action, and emits a strange mist that somehow attracts crowds of beautiful, non AIDS infested women to you. Get ready for the best night of your life. >;3
Takato Plushie: 13.00, Comes with uber cuteness, made from the cuddliest materials!
Naiko Figure: 16.66, Warning, freezes anything within nineteen inches of it
Major Cuteness Combo: 25.13, Taka and Jayne plushie joined together, hugging [By popular demand]
Mack Figure: 22.28, Comes with extra debate and tech support action!
Psyche Figure: 16.88, Comes with trenchcoat.
Jayne Plushie: 17.76, Super snuggly, warning, may try to stab you
Alyce Keychain: 8.85, Have a little gambit wherever you go!
Newbie Figure: 9.99, Comes with that fresh newbie smell. Buyer\'s beware, may/may not be a troll.
Limited Edition Pat Figure: 6.66, WARNING, EXTREMELY VOLATILE
Narran Figure: 12.00, Comes with explosions and absolutely garunteed re-incarnation.
Drakeson Figure: 10.00, Comes with two sets of armor that he can actually wear! Soul Blade and Bolter sold seperately.
TRUlyjuST Figure: 17.88, Comes with leash and dog-bowl.
House: 20.00
Complete Aeria Playset: 1523.00, Comes with everything you see here, plus much much MUCH more. Includes a Real Working Spellbook, Replica Dwarven Everclear, and an Olden T-shirt! Value GARUNTEED!!

Epic win.

My coat is so expensive because of all the tiny hidden swords under his coat, which really fit into the action figure's hands!

I WANT THEM ALLLLLL!!
/Throws Credit Cards At Your Head And Runs Away With The Mini-People.

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Mack Figure: 13.28, Comes with extra debate action!

I DEMAND A HIGHER PRICE FOR MY EXCELLENT ARGUMENTS, ALSO KNOWN AS DEBATE-SLAYERS!

Fine. o-o

Mack costs more than me? D:

AAH, I can't raise any more prices in this dying economy. : (

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Mack Figure: 22.28, Comes with extra debate and tech support action!

That's right! I aint cheap! You want some tech support, call 555-MACK now!

Fees include 5 dollars per initial call then another 20 dollars every minute plus 30 % tax deducted automatically. Mack is not responsible for any bankrupcy caused by calling this number.

Blasphemy. My Sexy coat makes me a key piece to the set!

Hehe, awesome little house.

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ORDER THE PLAYSET WITHIN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES, AND RECIVE A COLLECTERS EDITION PACK OF OLDEN TRADING CARDS, ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!

TRADING CARDS!!!

Should also include replica everclear

In other words: Oxyclean

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OLDEN BRAND SODA,

Club Soda. Harr harr.

It can be any soda you want.

I was referring to.

http://aeria.omgforum.net/profile.forum?mode=viewprofile&u=162

OHH. i phail

I'd like an Olden Marketed Thong, please.

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Fine,

How about a Zaku action figure with pelvic thrusting action.

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