The Official Krug '10 Campaign Thread

Nevermind, Super Monarchy is still in effect.

Im trying to decide Between you and the BnP....

Col Awesome wrote:

Im trying to decide Between you and the BnP....

Well, my good sir. A vote for Krug is worth so much more.

You -will- benefit. You -will- understand my benevolence.

Vote Krug '10.

Uh...What exactly will you change? How will voting for you benefit me?

Col Awesome wrote:

Uh...What exactly will you change? How will voting for you benefit me?

I will change. Change anything you ask of me, though it is difficult to act without the power revoked from me.

This is change. This is Krug.

You can haz vote.

If I vote for Krug, do I get a complimentary two liter bottle of Pepsi?

thorogoodd wrote:

If I vote for Krug, do I get a complimentary two liter bottle of Pepsi?

You get a four litre bottle. Fresh off the Krug assembly line.

That's right, I changed the two litre. Change. Krug.

Vote Krug '10.

Can I get a Ferrari Enzo and a castle with 56 paid butlers and cheese?

thorogoodd wrote:

Can I get a Ferrari Enzo and a castle with 56 paid butlers and cheese?

With fifty SEVEN paid butlers.

And all kinds of cheese.

I VOTE FOR KRUG!

thorogoodd wrote:

I VOTE FOR KRUG!

Indubitably!

SPLENDID, OUR CAMPAIGN IS GOING SWELL,

Hm.

*Flips a coin.*

Edit: You have my coin's vote.

*Walks away, leaving the coin to vote for Krug*

So, future Prime Minister Krug, I walked into the local science store and I bought ten science. But then the clerk said that they don't sell science to Super Kings. If I vote for you, will you abolish this Super King racism?

I vote for ah. Those rocks over there. Oh wait. That's my AAAAAAAABBBB


DOMINALS

IS THAT MY LEFT BICEP?-- NO?

THAT'S CHANGE, VOTE FOR DOUBLE-KRUGGLY POWER.

Psycheandromida wrote:

So, future Prime Minister Krug, I walked into the local science store and I bought ten science. But then the clerk said that they don't sell science to Super Kings. If I vote for you, will you abolish this Super King racism?

Of course. Of course.

I solemly swear this will change.

I will never vote Krug. I'll vote for Kruggly, i love that guy.

BUT KRUG? -NEVER.-

...6 votes for never supporting? D:

I detect some serious fraud in my election.

SOMEONE NOT SUPPORTING!?

*** Steps out of a dark room dressed in a black officer's uniform and with a matching hat on his head, holding a carbine rifle in his hands.

RIGHT, MEN! I WANT THIS TRAITOR FOUND AND ERASED FROM HISTORY BEFORE NIGHTFALL!

*** Dozens more men rush out of the room, all raising their carbines high, letting out a loud "JAWOHL!" before rushing off in different directions.

Get them, my Mack Abteilung.

<3 liebe.

Vote Krug '10.


Or I'll suck your fucking cock until it falls off into my mouth.