All life has meaning, all life is to be loved, because it is a true miracle, unlike any other..
All life... is perfect..
Except Daucus, because he's an stupid plant with no value besides nutritional value.
Daucus Carota was born in a farm, with no one besides the loving mother root to guide him through these troubled times. Everything was perfect then, time flowed by like a beautiful dream.. until the merciless hand of the gods came upon him, tearing him from the earthen womb. He was to be sold as sustenance to the pathetic humans who created him in the first place.
On the way to the town of Surna, he and his carrot brothers and sisters rode within a cart, surely on the way to their dooms. But suddenly, a ray of hope! The rock of golden benevolence had stricken the cart, causing him and his glorious companions to fall from the cage of unsparing misery. They freely fell to the warm, soft ground, now free from the tyranny... of being food for the unfeeling humanoids of doom.
And now they're just lying there, doing nothing. Just as it should be..
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Munroe DEAR GOD DON'T LOOK IN HIS EYES
Posts : 1392 Join date : 2009-02-24 Location : Fortress of Ultimate Darkness
Daucus is a complete master at doing nothing. The young carrot is absolutely incapable of speech, movement, or thought. There is no word to describe his immeasurable uselessness, even the slightest attempt in trying to think of one would ravish one's mind entirely, reducing their brain in to a tasty, but yet somehow inedible pinkish substance. He can't do anything at all, to the point that he makes the most useless feel people good about themselves, as even they have a chance to make something of their lives. He's useless in every way besides the fact that he can be eaten by some very hungry person.
Daucus is a complete master at doing nothing. The young carrot is absolutely incapable of speech, movement, or thought. There is no word to describe his immeasurable uselessness, even the slightest attempt in trying to think of one would ravish one's mind entirely, reducing their brain in to a tasty, but yet somehow inedible pinkish substance. He can't do anything at all, to the point that he makes the most useless feel people good about themselves, as even they have a chance to make something of their lives. He's useless in every way besides the fact that he can be eaten by some very hungry person.
He can turn people's brains into cotton candy?
This is so OPed
IT'S AN EXPRESSION, I'M TRYING TO BE POETIC! :cry:
This carrot was born into a time when his people are threatened by an evil force. Will Daucus rise to the challenge, and become a savior of all root kind?
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: Daucus Carota Fri Sep 24, 2010 12:02 am
Pat wrote:
This carrot was born into a time when his people are threatened by an evil force. Will Daucus rise to the challenge, and become a savior of all root kind?
No, he's too inanimate. Isn't it tragic..? :(
Krug
Posts : 1397 Join date : 2010-01-20 Age : 31 Location : England
Subject: Re: Daucus Carota Fri Sep 24, 2010 12:43 am
The fuck is this.
God damn, Narran- this shit is so imbalanced I'm just going to deny flat out.
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: Daucus Carota Fri Sep 24, 2010 12:45 am
Kruggly wrote:
The fuck is this.
God damn, Narran- this shit is so imbalanced I'm just going to deny flat out.