The Intrepid Hydralisk and her Barrel friend.

One day in the lab, me and my dashing assistant Barrel McBarrelson made a scientific breakthrough! What is this breakthrough you ask? Well, Barrelson had discovered a mysterious alternate dimension where no mortal being can survive.. and also created a way to get there without being swallowed by the Teal Void. I strapped myself in to the helm of his amazing invention, breathing in deeply, fearful of what lies beyond..



I was flung through the Teal Void! Uncertainty mixed with a little adrenaline filled my livers as I sped through the apparent nothingness while laughing like a complete maniac. Hey, they don't call me the intrepid hydralisk for nothing!



It had been seventy entire years, for some reason, and I had awoken in a strange world, completely identical to ours, except it's missing a few props. Is this a glimpse into the future? Is it somehow supernatural? Did an advanced race of lizard people put it here? Probably not, but it's still veery mysterious.



I returned home to our dimension for chinese food and I found it to be quite bland, frankly. Not savory at all. So what's the moral of the story? Don't waste your life trying to find trivial little details like we did, or you will get ebola and die painfully.

Yes. YES. YEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!

I had the privilege of being selected for the first manned mission to the Void.

You didn't count, xeno, because you aren't a man.

Pear sent me launching into the void several hours ago; it was like Star Wars but not.

We also recently discovered that objects connected with ropes are visible in the other dimensions, as well as on RT cameras.

The creation of a second probe confirmed that things roped in any dimension are visible in any other dimension.

Finally, the last discovery of the day was that a seat on an angled slider dropped through the world is essentially the same thing as dividing by zero.

I was foolish enough to jump from the probe, I was trapped in the void for years and discovered the secret to time and space travel, it took my thirteen minutes to get back to here.