Toast Warefare

Subject: Toast Warefare Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:52 pm

This just about sums up Crysis 2.

Subject: Re: Toast Warefare Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:38 am

Subject: Re: Toast Warefare Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:43 am

Gambit wrote:: No?

Yes?

Subject: Re: Toast Warefare Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:04 am

I used a fire extinguisher to kill a man, that video shows you can pick up just about anything to kill someone.

THE GLORY Posts : 1415 Join date : 2010-04-06 Age : 43

Gambit wrote:: I used a fire extinguisher to kill a man, that video shows you can pick up just about anything to kill someone.

DING DING DING

MACK THE LIFE EXTINGUISHER

ROUND 2

(super-cool-kids club inside joke, get out)

Subject: Re: Toast Warefare Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:51 am

Is that some SS13 I spy?

THE GLORY Posts : 1415 Join date : 2010-04-06 Age : 43

Ramona wrote:: Is that some SS13 I spy?

>Light toxins on fire while wearing firesuit.
>Walk outside.
>Captain rushes up to me, smacks me in the face.
>"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING"
>Mack has hit the Captain in the head with a fire extinguisher. *CLANG*
>Mack has hit the Captain in the head with a fire extinguisher. *CLANG*
>Mack has hit the Captain in the head with a fire extinguisher. *CLANG*
>Mack has hit the Captain in the head with a fire extinguisher. *CLANG*
>Mack has hit the Captain in the head with a fire extinguisher. *CLANG*
>The Captain is knocked unconscious! *CLANG*
>Mack has hit the Captain in the head with a fire extinguisher. *CLANG*
>The Captain seizes up and falls limp, a lifeless and dull look in his eyes. *CLANG*
>Mack has hit the captain in the head with a fire extinguisher. *CLANG*
>Mack has hit the Captain in the head with a fire extinguisher. *CLANG*
>Mack has hit the Captain in the head with a fire extinguisher. *CLANG*
>Mack grabs the Captain's corpse by the throat.
>Mack has thrown the Captain's corpse.
>The captain is incinerated in toxins.
>THE GLORY

Subject: Re: Toast Warefare Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:21 am

Mack wrote:: >Light toxins on fire while wearing firesuit.
>Walk outside.
>Captain rushes up to me, smacks me in the face.
>"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING"
>Mack has hit the Captain in the head with a fire extinguisher. *CLANG*
>Mack has hit the Captain in the head with a fire extinguisher. *CLANG*
>Mack has hit the Captain in the head with a fire extinguisher. *CLANG*
>Mack has hit the Captain in the head with a fire extinguisher. *CLANG*
>Mack has hit the Captain in the head with a fire extinguisher. *CLANG*
>The Captain is knocked unconscious! *CLANG*
>Mack has hit the Captain in the head with a fire extinguisher. *CLANG*
>The Captain seizes up and falls limp, a lifeless and dull look in his eyes. *CLANG*
>Mack has hit the captain in the head with a fire extinguisher. *CLANG*
>Mack has hit the Captain in the head with a fire extinguisher. *CLANG*
>Mack has hit the Captain in the head with a fire extinguisher. *CLANG*
>Mack grabs the Captain's corpse by the throat.
>Mack has thrown the Captain's corpse.
>The captain is incinerated in toxins.
>THE GLORY

LOL.

What about the time you and Jack cut into the captain's quarters and the fucking WIZARD fucks your shit up.

Subject: Re: Toast Warefare Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:59 am

Mack wrote:: >Light toxins on fire while wearing firesuit.
>Walk outside.
>Captain rushes up to me, smacks me in the face.
>"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING"
>Mack has hit the Captain in the head with a fire extinguisher. *CLANG*
>Mack has hit the Captain in the head with a fire extinguisher. *CLANG*
>Mack has hit the Captain in the head with a fire extinguisher. *CLANG*
>Mack has hit the Captain in the head with a fire extinguisher. *CLANG*
>Mack has hit the Captain in the head with a fire extinguisher. *CLANG*
>The Captain is knocked unconscious! *CLANG*
>Mack has hit the Captain in the head with a fire extinguisher. *CLANG*
>The Captain seizes up and falls limp, a lifeless and dull look in his eyes. *CLANG*
>Mack has hit the captain in the head with a fire extinguisher. *CLANG*
>Mack has hit the Captain in the head with a fire extinguisher. *CLANG*
>Mack has hit the Captain in the head with a fire extinguisher. *CLANG*
>Mack grabs the Captain's corpse by the throat.
>Mack has thrown the Captain's corpse.
>The captain is incinerated in toxins.
>THE GLORY

Maximum Glory

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Icaso wrote:: Maximum Glory

i will cut you

hard

Subject: Re: Toast Warefare Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:46 pm

no icaso, when mack starts making inside jokes that span several posts you glare at him in contempt, not shamelessly suck his ass to appear in on it

also fuck, that bread didn't even bend, it leads me to believe everyone in this game must be made out of some sort of jelly that snaps back into place after being displaced by the smallest of contact

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Phry wrote:: also fuck, that bread didn't even bend, it leads me to believe everyone in this game must be made out of some sort of jelly that snaps back into place after being displaced by the smallest of contact

your supposed knowledge of physics and anatomy makes me gag

Subject: Re: Toast Warefare Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:38 pm

It was probably very toasted toast?

Also thank you for the heads up / Reminder.

Subject: Re: Toast Warefare Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:48 pm

Phry, it was a Crysis joke.

JEEZ.

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Crysis, I'm actually getting that game. Number one though, I can't ever play a newer version of a game without completing the first. It's so awesome except for the damage the enemies can take. Especially when I shoot them once in the head and three times in the chest and all they do is flinch and continue shooting me. :c

Subject: Re: Toast Warefare Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:23 pm

Yeah, Crysis 2 or Warhead even upgraded that so its not a only very small killzone spot for headshots.

Still a very nice game and i recommend you get Warhead + wars with it.

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Wait, what is warhead anyways? Only heard of Crysis 1-2

Subject: Re: Toast Warefare Thu Mar 31, 2011 4:50 am

Some sort of expansion to Crysis 1 from what I understand.

which isn't much

Subject: Re: Toast Warefare Thu Mar 31, 2011 2:17 pm

Warefare = War on Wares?

Subject: Re: Toast Warefare Thu Mar 31, 2011 2:35 pm

Crysis warhead is the expansion pack in which you take control of Psycho, Nomads Australian Squad Member and the only other nanosuit operator that actually HELPS you with the final boss.

Short answer would be, Its just the Expansion/DLC to Crysis 1.

Either way its worth the buy, because what games can you take a chicken and use it as a cannon ball using only your fists?