"Online" - Country Song about the Internet

Guest

Leave it to a hick to write an insulting song about the internet.

This song hurt my feelings.

Subject: Re: "Online" - Country Song about the Internet Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:48 pm

The truth hurts.

Guest

Permission to fire potatoes at that guy? Seriously, what an asshole. He is obviously a stereotypical person.

Guest

Quote :: It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I think it was this part that stung the most.

Also, don't hate the guy. He's right, as sad as it sounds.

Guest

Not -everyone- on the internet is like that!

Guest

Yes, they just say they're 6'4 and they drive a Honda.

Guest

No they aren't, your lack of faith in the proper side of the internet saddens me, young padanwan.

Subject: Re: "Online" - Country Song about the Internet Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:15 pm

I drive an Acura. Haaaa

Guest

I drive *insert crappy your mom joke here*.

I drive a chevrolet movie theater.

Subject: Re: "Online" - Country Song about the Internet Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:23 pm

I got proof on my 97 Integra

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Same color, just no spoiler >.>

Guest

I do not drive.... Now back on topic.

Guest

Gambit,

It says your 14.

Subject: Re: "Online" - Country Song about the Internet Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:47 pm

I am. Doesn't mean I can't have a car.