PAT'S MAGICAL POO. NOW ONLY 15.99!
WHAT CAN PAT'S POO DO FOR ME, YOU ASK?
WELL FUCK YOUR SHIT PAT'S POO DOESN'T WORK FOR YOU, YOU WORK FOR IT, AND NOT IN A PLEASANT WAY, PAT'S POO WILL FUCKING ENSLAVE YOUR SHIT MOTHERFUCKER
THIS POO'S BETTER THAN OIL, OIL ONLY BURNS WHEN FIRE IS ADDED, PAT'S MOTHERFUCKING MAGICAL DOUCE CAN LIGHT YOU ON FIRE WITHOUT ANY OXYGEN AT ALL.
ASTRONAUTS FUCKING USE IT TO SET UP CAMPFIRES IN THE MIDDLE OF SPACE, HOW FUCKING HARDCORE ISN'T THAT SHIT? I MEAN TITS THEY'RE CAMPING IN SPACE JESUS.
WHERE DO YOU GET IT YOU ASK? WELL THIS SHIT'S NOT DELIVER LIKE ANY OF THOSE SHIT PRODUCTS YOU SEE ON TV, THIS SHIT FLIES STRAIGHT IN THROUGH YOUR DOOR AND PUNCHES YOU SO HARD IN THE TEETH YOUR GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDPARENTS WILL FUCKING WAKE UP AND WONDER WHO JUST SOCKED THEM IN THE HEAD.
THIS POO'S SO FUCKING POTENT IT'S RADIOACTIVE. ONE DOSAGE OF THIS AND YOU'LL SPARKLE LIKE THAT FUCKING FAG VAMPIRE FROM TWILIGHT ONLY MORE GREEN AND HAZARDOUS
IN FACT THIS SHIT'S SO RADIOACTIVE THAT WHEN WE TRIED TO PUT THE WARNING STICKER ON THE FUCKING BOX THE BLOODY THING FELL OFF SHIT FUCK THAT'S RADIOACTIVE MAN.
THIS POO COULD SOLVE ANY PROBLEM YOU HAVE. YOUR MUM HASSLING YOU TO PLAY LESS GAMES? FEED HER SOME FUCKING POO AND SHE'LL TURN INTO THE SUN.
THAT ODOR BLOCKER THAN CAN TURN OUT THE SUN AND MAKE ANOTHER SUN? THAT SHIT'S AINT GOT NOTHING ON THIS POO THIS POO WOULD FUCKING RAPE THAT ODOR BLOCKERS ARSE IN A SECOND.
SO BUY IT NOW, OR YOU'LL BE THE ONLY ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS WHO DOESN'T HAVE- WAIT WHO THE FUCK AM I KIDDING YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS JUST FUCKING BUY IT
Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:03 pm