WIll Smith- Character Application (Joke)

Age: -3
Gender: Both
Race: Black
Birthplace: West Philidelphia
Skill: Basketball/Rapping/

Biography: This is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And i liked to take a minute
And sit right there
And tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

[verse 2]
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where i spent most of my days
Chillin out maxin relaxin all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin makin trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared
She said your movin with your auntie and uncle in bel Air i pegged and pleaded with her day after day but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way she gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket so i put my walkman on and said i might as well kick it
first class yo this is bad drinkin orange juice out of a champaine glass is this what the people of bel air live like hmm this might be allright but wait i hear persy boy liein is this the type of place they should send this cool cat i don't think so we'll see when i get there i hope they're prepared for the prince of bel air
well ah when the plain landed and i came out there was a dude that looked like a cop standin there with my name out i aint tryin to get arrested yet i just got here i sprang with the quickness of lightning and dissapeared I whistled for a cab
And when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything i can say this cab is rare
But i thought naw forget it yo homes to Bel Air
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And i yelled to the cab yo homes smell ya later
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air


Alignment: Not Homosexual
Favored Enemy: Ghosts/Alians
Favored Weapon: Airplanes, Flying, Robots
Deity: Obama
Current Task: Save the human race.

WILL SMITH


IS NOT



HOMOSEXUAL

GET OUT.

link711 wrote:

WILL SMITH


IS NOT



HOMOSEXUAL

GET OUT.

/thread

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Alignment: Homosexual

You sir, are a dead man.

How very dare you. Will Smith is an English National Treasure, before Stephen Fry.

This is a troll thread.

Gambit wrote:

This is a troll thread.

No shit.

This thread is an outrage.

I have now realized he is not Homo, therefore I will make him strieght.

what the fuck is this you filthy nigger

how are you guys angry from this? jesus christ

DoctorX wrote:

how are you guys angry from this? jesus christ

No. We are absolutely serious about this. We are enraged. We will hunt him down and mutilate his corpse while we ravage him.
Happy ?

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strieght.

*twitch*

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<insertnamehere>
Posts: 2
Points: 9
Join date: 2010-07-20
SteamID: STEAM_UNKNOWN

When will people realise that accounts made half-arsedly to troll people are obvious.

Kruggly wrote:

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<insertnamehere>
Posts: 2
Points: 9
Join date: 2010-07-20
SteamID: STEAM_UNKNOWN

When will people realise that accounts made half-arsedly to troll people are obvious.

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Posts: 2396
Points: 3280
Join date: 2009-04-20
Age: 15

Character sheet
Name: Calneche Veremoth
Age: 34
Race: Vanir Desendent

you mean like this one?



<3 you gambit
notreally

I'll kill a bitch

LAWL.