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Rutabega
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Join date : 2010-01-18
Age : 31
 | Subject: War measures act enabled in Surna.  Sun Jan 16, 2011 3:17 pm | |
| *Several posters have been spread about town, coupled with a public speech by Commander Razel, all can be summed up with the following.*
To every Surnan of race and creed. We face a time of hardship and fear for all within our walls, for a merciless and xenophobic monster of a nation walks upon us. Obviously, at times such as this, normal government can not adequately serve the needs of the city. In light of this, Surna is being placed under what you might call a war measures act. The military now has one hundred percent control over all functions of the town and have the right to imprison or execute anyone who does not comply to immediate orders given by members of the military.
Furthermore I hope that you all see what awaits for us should this scourge take our home and so, in light of this, we shall all fight for our homes. Every persons, regardless of age, creed or gender who can wield armaments will answer the call to defend the walls of Surna, for it is us whom stand between the rise or fall of the northern barbarians. Finally, every Kazuth his hereby ordered to exit your homes and report to the keep in light of these recent attacks. You will receive further instructions once all have assembled, this is mandatory and for your own safety.
In closing I say only this. Surna has long since been a place of violence and all who have tried to shatter our great city have fallen. Let the Occitanians pay for their blunder; for as we all know, the first rule of war...Never march on Surna. | |
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Mack
THE GLORY
Posts : 1415
Join date : 2010-04-06
Age : 43
| | Subject: Re: War measures act enabled in Surna. Sun Jan 16, 2011 3:30 pm | |
| THE RULES OF WAR
Rule 1. When in doubt, apply flames.
Rule 2. When not in doubt, all situations should involve flames.
Rule 3. Any plan not involving flames shall be discarded.
Rule 4. The element of surprise is no match against the element of fire.
Rule 5. March on everything, every day.
Rule 5a. Only march on something when enough flame-applying capabilities can be mustered.
Rule 5b. If enough flame-applying capabilities can not be reached within the next hour, execute some engineers until it can.
Rule 6. If something is fire-proof, apply more flames.
Rule 7. If Commander Razel gets out of line, apply flames.
Rule 7a. Commander Razel is always out of line. Apply flames. | |
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Rutabega
Moderator
Posts : 851
Join date : 2010-01-18
Age : 31
| | Subject: Re: War measures act enabled in Surna. Sun Jan 16, 2011 3:46 pm | |
| - Quote :
- Rule 6. If something is fire-proof, apply more flames.
Because tenacity and refusal to try new things is the benchmark of any good army. | |
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Mack
THE GLORY
Posts : 1415
Join date : 2010-04-06
Age : 43
| | Subject: Re: War measures act enabled in Surna. Sun Jan 16, 2011 3:51 pm | |
| - Rutabega wrote:
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- Rule 6. If something is fire-proof, apply more flames.
Because tenacity and refusal to try new things is the benchmark of any good army. baa-baa-bee-boo | |
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Graley
Posts : 231
Join date : 2010-05-10
Location : Room.
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| | Subject: Re: War measures act enabled in Surna. Sun Jan 16, 2011 3:57 pm | |
| Occitanians are like Dr Hibbert. Everything can be cured by fire. | |
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Phry
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Join date : 2010-04-17
Location : UK
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| | Subject: Re: War measures act enabled in Surna. Sun Jan 16, 2011 10:33 pm | |
| by flame he meant they're going to walk up to surna's main gate and talk smack about talabarian mothers | |
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Mack
THE GLORY
Posts : 1415
Join date : 2010-04-06
Age : 43
| | Subject: Re: War measures act enabled in Surna. Mon Jan 17, 2011 11:05 am | |
| - Phry wrote:
- by flame he meant they're going to walk up to surna's main gate and talk smack about talabarian mothers
"HEY, KOMMANDIER RAZEL, VHERE IS YOUR MUTTER? OH ZAT'S RIGHT SHE'S DEAD. HA HA YOU ARE EIN ORPHAN" | |
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Krug
Posts : 1397
Join date : 2010-01-20
Age : 31
Location : England
| | Subject: Re: War measures act enabled in Surna. Mon Jan 17, 2011 3:49 pm | |
| Surna is a small town a settlement like three houses and a bar.
Maybe it's just time to give it up, bega. | |
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Psycheandromida
He Who Wears Sunglasses at Night
Posts : 1503
Join date : 2009-09-25
| | Subject: Re: War measures act enabled in Surna. Mon Jan 17, 2011 4:36 pm | |
| Not to mention that the town's economy was ruined when the majority of the population chose the career path of 'adventurer/badass/intellectual individual' and assumed it meant flock to groups of people and occasionally make comments here and there. | |
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Dama Oscura
Posts : 243
Join date : 2010-04-10
| | Subject: Re: War measures act enabled in Surna. Mon Jan 17, 2011 4:51 pm | |
| - Psycheandromida wrote:
- Not to mention that the town's economy was ruined when the majority of the population chose the career path of 'adventurer/badass/intellectual individual' and assumed it meant flock to groups of people and occasionally make comments here and there.
Surna is a surprisingly similar place to Cromartie High School. | |
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Rutabega
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Posts : 851
Join date : 2010-01-18
Age : 31
| | Subject: Re: War measures act enabled in Surna. Mon Jan 17, 2011 5:09 pm | |
| Actually Thorn's entire family is alive, he has no history of loss or stuff like that. | |
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