I found this humorous, but that's just me.
Wall of text incoming.
*** Catherine Bennett lays her head down on the table,mumbling like a boss
Evangeline Melwasul | Mr. Giggles [LOOC]: i'll poke you with a stick
*** Deven 'Beef' Cakebread is reading his bible of tyr at the bar.
*** Evangeline Melwasul pulls her bow off her back, laying it on the table
*** Catherine Bennett mumbles somthing about deven
*** Evangeline Melwasul didn't hear that..
Evangeline Melwasul | Mr. Giggles [LOOC]: C:
Catherine Bennett | Exo | Maka Rulez [LOOC]: Nor would deven
*** Everyone ignored Cathrine's attempt at garnering attention.
Catherine Bennett | Exo | Maka Rulez [LOOC]: Maybe that Ganelon dude
*** Evangeline Melwasul shrugs, cleaning her bow.
Ganelon Brama: Ayup.
Ganelon Brama | Spadge [LOOC]: This is why Tavern RP, blows. :P
Catherine Bennett | Exo | Maka Rulez [LOOC]: Ikr
Catherine Bennett | Exo | Maka Rulez [LOOC]: Someone get drunk
Deven 'Beef' Cakebread | TheAsianShoeMaker [LOOC]: because Cath the criminal comes in
Catherine Bennett | Exo | Maka Rulez [LOOC]: Aint gonna be me since HE CHARGES FUCKING 15 SHILLINGS PER BOTTLE OF ALE
Evangeline Melwasul | Mr. Giggles [LOOC]: eva is broke
Evangeline Melwasul | Mr. Giggles [LOOC]: plus she tried alcohol for the first time last night and didn't like it much
Catherine Bennett | Exo | Maka Rulez [LOOC]: Thats what you get for being raped by Ganelon
Ganelon Brama: Deven, I'd like an ale.
Evangeline Melwasul | Mr. Giggles [LOOC]: that was you
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Deven 'Beef' Cakebread: Sure, 5 coins
Ganelon Brama | Spadge [LOOC]: :P_
*** Deven 'Beef' Cakebread gets a mug of ale out
Deven 'Beef' Cakebread | TheAsianShoeMaker [LOOC]: paladin style bar tending
Catherine Bennett | Exo | Maka Rulez [LOOC]: and yes CAth here is criminal Brah,i steal and beat the fuck outta people
Evangeline Melwasul | Mr. Giggles [LOOC]: old ladies
*** Ganelon Brama passes five shillings to Deven, taking the ale, and heading back to his table by the fire.
Catherine Bennett | Exo | Maka Rulez [LOOC]: no giblinz lovers..cant do that now
*** Catherine Bennett mumbles "Got to be fucking me...five shillings?! Made me pay 15!"
*** Ganelon Brama trips on the stool, his ale flying from his hands to fall on Catherine.
Evangeline Melwasul | Mr. Giggles [LOOC]: giblinz lovers? :O
*** Ganelon Brama recovers from his stumble. "I'm terribly sorry..."
Deven 'Beef' Cakebread: Oh good job, im not cleaning that
*** Catherine Bennett blinks her eyes as the ale hits her cloak,growling "You got to be kidding me.."
Catherine Bennett | Exo | Maka Rulez [LOOC]: Gotta get a new CLOAK and bandages
Deven 'Beef' Cakebread | TheAsianShoeMaker [LOOC]: strip
Catherine Bennett | Exo | Maka Rulez [LOOC]: No
Ganelon Brama: I- I'm sure that will wash right out...
Catherine Bennett: Yea..It better
Ganelon Brama | Spadge [LOOC]: Yes...
Catherine Bennett | Exo | Maka Rulez [LOOC]: DUN DUN DUN SNAPPY xD
Evangeline Melwasul | Mr. Giggles [LOOC]: wouldn't it sting her wound?
Evangeline Melwasul | Mr. Giggles [LOOC]: C:
Catherine Bennett | Exo | Maka Rulez [LOOC]: He hit me in the back
Catherine Bennett | Exo | Maka Rulez [LOOC]: Derpederp
*** Ganelon Brama passes Deven another five coins. "Ahem... Another please."
Deven 'Beef' Cakebread: Sure
*** Catherine Bennett stands up,walking out
*** Deven 'Beef' Cakebread gets another mug of ale for Ganelon
Deven 'Beef' Cakebread: Welp
Ganelon Brama | Spadge [LOOC]: Damnit, I was going to spill it on her again. :P
*** Ganelon Brama heads back to his table, blushing slightly. "Well there's one person who'll stare daggers at me for the rest of my life."
Catherine Bennett | Exo | Maka Rulez [LOOC]: Grabbed Deamons Cloak that he gave me..Yayzer
*** Catherine Bennett mumbles somthing,walking back down
Deven 'Beef' Cakebread | TheAsianShoeMaker [LOOC]: i bet hes gonna rape you
Evangeline Melwasul | Mr. Giggles [LOOC]: now you hate both deven and ganelon
Deven 'Beef' Cakebread | TheAsianShoeMaker [LOOC]: he seems the type to be a rapist
Catherine Bennett | Exo | Maka Rulez [LOOC]: Yep
Catherine Bennett | Exo | Maka Rulez [LOOC]: Hate'em Both
*** Catherine Bennett sits on the other side of the bench away from dat ale spill
Deven 'Beef' Cakebread: .
*** Ganelon Brama stands abruptly. "I just remembered there's somewhere I need to be!"
Catherine Bennett | Exo | Maka Rulez [LOOC]: Run bitch Run
Deven 'Beef' Cakebread: Better not be the whore house
Catherine Bennett: ....
Catherine Bennett: I know you work there mate
*** Ganelon Brama takes his ale, trying to drink all of it as he goes to leave.
*** He Trips and faceplants
*** Ganelon Brama one of his bootlaces winds up under his foot, and he trips, face planting. His second mug heading straight for Catherine.
Ganelon Brama: Oof!
Ganelon Brama | Spadge [LOOC]: Yeah, that just happened. Tavern RP
*** Evangeline Melwasul looks up, standing up.
Evangeline Melwasul | Mr. Giggles [LOOC]: cartoon-style
*** Evangeline Melwasul walks over, looking down at Ganelon, smirking before holding out her hand.
Evangeline Melwasul | Mr. Giggles [LOOC]: Because she's actually nice..
*** Ganelon Brama crouches, tying his bootlace up again. He doesn't realize where his mug has flown.
*** Catherine Bennett quickly ducks as the mug flys towards her
Catherine Bennett | Exo | Maka Rulez [LOOC]: Damn facebook i didnt notice that tillnow
*** Ganelon Brama finishes tying his boot, and accepts the hand offered to him. "Ah... thanks."
*** Evangeline Melwasul shrugs.
Evangeline Melwasul | Mr. Giggles [LOOC]: this time it hit the wall, so
Evangeline Melwasul | Mr. Giggles [LOOC]: it has to get cleaned :P
*** Evangeline Melwasul sits back down.
Catherine Bennett: You need to watch yourself...if that one hit me..i woundt have anymore clothes to wear
Deven 'Beef' Cakebread: Tluin now i need to clean that up.
*** Deven 'Beef' Cakebread cleans up the ale mess.
*** Ganelon Brama looks abashed at the small chaos he's caused.
*** Ganelon Brama walks out the door, apologizing the entire way.
Deven 'Beef' Cakebread | TheAsianShoeMaker [LOOC]: wait if you leave i might get raped
Catherine Bennett: In the Aeria...i need to clean some things now.
Ganelon Brama | Spadge [LOOC]: You can't rape the willing, Deven.
Deven 'Beef' Cakebread | TheAsianShoeMaker [LOOC]: wait no i might get raped!
Deven 'Beef' Cakebread | TheAsianShoeMaker [LOOC]: oh god
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*** Suddenly a generic henchman comes in.
Evangeline Melwasul | Mr. Giggles [LOOC]: error
Catherine Bennett: The...
Catherine Bennett | Exo | Maka Rulez [LOOC]: Age of Chilvery
Deven 'Beef' Cakebread | TheAsianShoeMaker [LOOC]: lol
Henchman #1: Two ales please.
Evangeline Melwasul | Mr. Giggles [LOOC]: chivalry? :P
Deven 'Beef' Cakebread: Alright thats 10coins
*** Henchman #1 Puts five coins on the counter.
Henchman #1 | Spadge [LOOC]: ten*
*** Deven 'Beef' Cakebread gives the man two mugs of ale
Henchman #1 | Spadge [LOOC]: There.
*** Henchman #1 turns, tripping over his bootlace. One mug flys high, the other low, both heading for Catherine.
Catherine Bennett | Exo | Maka Rulez [LOOC]: O COME ON
Henchman #1: Guah!
*** Catherine Bennett is now used to it and moves out of the way again,growling as she does
Catherine Bennett: The fuck?! IN THE NAME OF AERIA WHY DOES IT ALWAYS FLY FOR ME
Deven 'Beef' Cakebread: Maybe Tyr is trying to make you repay
Evangeline Melwasul | Mr. Giggles [LOOC]: *asspulls a water balloon and purposely throws it at catherine*
*** Henchman #1 stands up, forgetting to tie his bootlace.
Catherine Bennett [YELL]: TIE YOU BOOTLACES! Good Lord in the name of F-NEvermind
*** Henchman #1 dusts himself off. "Damnit! I'd like four ales please."
*** Evangeline Melwasul giggles to herself, sighing and resuming cleaning her bow.
Deven 'Beef' Cakebread: Alright
*** Deven 'Beef' Cakebread gets him 4 ales
Catherine Bennett [YELL]: NO DONT GIVE HIM ANYMORE HE'LL FUCKING THROW IT AT ME AGAIN!
Henchman #1 | Spadge [LOOC]: He won't throw them at you.
Deven 'Beef' Cakebread: Thats for Tyr to judge.
Catherine Bennett | Exo | Maka Rulez [LOOC]: Thank god
*** Henchman #1 grathers the ales in his arms, being not to spil any.
*** Catherine Bennett gets up and up moves to the other conor of the room
*** Henchman #1 turns, looking down to make sure he won't step on his boot lace.
Deven 'Beef' Cakebread | TheAsianShoeMaker [LOOC]: lol corner
Evangeline Melwasul: This is some bad juju.
*** Evangeline Melwasul stands up, taking her bow too
*** Evangeline Melwasul sits back down, resuming cleaning her bow.
*** Unfortunately his helmet was loose, and it slips over his eyes. Arms full, he can't adjust it, and begins stumbling around
Henchman #1: H-help!
*** Catherine Bennett quickly moves to the door,walking inside
Catherine Bennett: HellNo
*** Catherine Bennett slams the door
*** Henchman #1 manages to step over the table, heading towards Catherine.
*** Catherine Bennett holds the door,shut
*** Henchman #1 he stumbles up the stairs, bursting through the door due to the weight of his armor.
Henchman #1: UWHOOAAAA
Catherine Bennett | Exo | Maka Rulez [LOOC]: This is not possible
Henchman #1 | Spadge [LOOC]: Sure it is.
*** Catherine Bennett stumbles back,falling on her butt and watching him.."Shit"
*** Henchman #1 falls, still clinging to the mugs of ale. The liquid is not secure however, and a minature wave flies towards Cathrine.
Henchman #1 | Spadge [LOOC]: Didn't throw it.
Evangeline Melwasul | Mr. Giggles [LOOC]: dodge that
Henchman #1: Uwagh!
*** Deven 'Beef' Cakebread grabs onto the henchmang, and pushs him to the left
*** Catherine Bennett rolls the side,watching the wave hit the wall
Catherine Bennett [YELL]: Son of a bitch! 'in the name of Bloody Aeria WATCH YOUR STEP AND WATCH YOUURSELF
*** Henchman #1 slams into the wall on the left.
Deven 'Beef' Cakebread: Alright thats it, get the tluin out.
Deven 'Beef' Cakebread: If you can't hold a drink sober, you cant buy any
*** Catherine Bennett growls,holding her gut and groaning since the dodge hurt her
*** "YOU SAID THE WORD OF THE DAY!" ale pours from the entire ceiling.
Catherine Bennett | Exo | Maka Rulez [LOOC]: No
Catherine Bennett | Exo | Maka Rulez [LOOC]: Just no
Deven 'Beef' Cakebread | TheAsianShoeMaker [LOOC]: no man no
Henchman #1 | Spadge [LOOC]: It's legit. Really.
Catherine Bennett | Exo | Maka Rulez [LOOC]: Nope
Deven 'Beef' Cakebread | TheAsianShoeMaker [LOOC]: nope
Catherine Bennett | Exo | Maka Rulez [LOOC]: Its Retarded
Henchman #1 | Spadge [LOOC]: / :P
Deven 'Beef' Cakebread | TheAsianShoeMaker [LOOC]: aint even possible
Catherine Bennett | Exo | Maka Rulez [LOOC]: Maybe in modern day
Catherine Bennett | Exo | Maka Rulez [LOOC]: Not in this time
Henchman #1 | Spadge [LOOC]: They had trapdoors in medieval era.
Evangeline Melwasul | Mr. Giggles [LOOC]: as funny as that sounds, it is possible
Catherine Bennett | Exo | Maka Rulez [LOOC]: Nope
Henchman #1 | Spadge [LOOC]: But I kid. :P
Evangeline Melwasul | Mr. Giggles [LOOC]: but someone would have to do it all manually
Catherine Bennett | Exo | Maka Rulez [LOOC]: Yep
*** Henchman #1 grumbles as he leaves the tavern. "Can't I just have -one- ... ?"
Deven 'Beef' Cakebread: Nope
Catherine Bennett | Exo | Maka Rulez [LOOC]: And the entier ceiling meaning it would hit Deven,Me,And dat henchman
Henchman #1 | Spadge [LOOC]: Yup.
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The Greeter: Excuse me...
Catherine Bennett | Exo | Maka Rulez [LOOC]: NO NOT THE GREETER!
Catherine Bennett | Exo | Maka Rulez [LOOC]: NO
Catherine Bennett | Exo | Maka Rulez [LOOC]: NO
Catherine Bennett | Exo | Maka Rulez [LOOC]: NO
Catherine Bennett | Exo | Maka Rulez [LOOC]: NO
*** The Greeter leaps from the upper floor, landing perfectly.
Catherine Bennett | Exo | Maka Rulez [LOOC]: NO
Catherine Bennett | Exo | Maka Rulez [LOOC]: Fucken
Deven 'Beef' Cakebread: Oh damn
*** The Greeter stares at Catherine as he lands.
*** Catherine Bennett walks back out of the rooms,mumbling seeing the greeter and goind "O shit.."
*** The Greeter turns to Deven. "I would like..."
The Greeter: All the ale in this establishment.
Catherine Bennett | Exo | Maka Rulez [LOOC]: ENOUGH WTH THE ALE
Catherine Bennett | Exo | Maka Rulez [LOOC]: NO
Deven 'Beef' Cakebread: What?
Catherine Bennett | Exo | Maka Rulez [LOOC]: NO MORE
Catherine Bennett | Exo | Maka Rulez [LOOC]: SEND IT TOWARDS DEVEN OR SOMTHING BUT NOT ME
Deven 'Beef' Cakebread: You know, im sorry but because of recent events ale distribution is on a hold
The Greeter: Well you see, I have a glass of holding here. It connects to a pocket universe.
Evangeline Melwasul | Mr. Giggles [LOOC]: karma for asking to IC
*** The Greeter holds up an ordinary looking glass.
The Greeter: That's a shame. Ah well...
Catherine Bennett | Exo | Maka Rulez [LOOC]: Dont buy it
Catherine Bennett | Exo | Maka Rulez [LOOC]: Hes Tricking SCAM
The Greeter: Ten bottles of wine should do.
Deven 'Beef' Cakebread: Uhhh how much money do you have?
Catherine Bennett | Exo | Maka Rulez [LOOC]: Im gonna start scamming people
Catherine Bennett | Exo | Maka Rulez [LOOC]: With a fake bottle of "Youth"
*** The Greeter produces a coin purse from no where. "About 7000 shillings."
*** Catherine Bennett dust her cloak off,mumbling "Im getting a facemask.."
The Greeter: I'll give you 70 for ten bottles of wine.
Deven 'Beef' Cakebread: Well, each bottle is 15 gold so 150.
The Greeter: 130.
Catherine Bennett: 145...to me
Deven 'Beef' Cakebread: 150, i can't sell them less or else my boss will berat me.
The Greeter: Fine fine.
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*** The Greeter dumps a large amount of shillings onto the counter, seemingly without counting.
Exo | Maka Rulez: [OOC]: A pug gamer...
Player Ðiaβlø has joined the game
The Greeter: Is that close enough?
Exo | Maka Rulez: [OOC]: DIABLO
Exo | Maka Rulez: [OOC]: YAYZ
Deven 'Beef' Cakebread: Ya,
*** Catherine Bennett walks down the stairs
The Greeter: The bottles please.
*** Deven 'Beef' Cakebread gets out 10 bottles of wine,
Catherine Bennett: Uhh Deven....you know this door is broken now -chuckles-
*** The Greeter begins pouring them one by one into the glass of holding. It seems to fill up part of the way.
Catherine Bennett | Exo | Maka Rulez [LOOC]: 3...2...1 it hits me
*** After a certain point, the glass stops filling, no matter how much wine is poured in it.
*** Deven 'Beef' Cakebread rips the door off the hinges and brings it down to the cellar.
Catherine Bennett | Exo | Maka Rulez [LOOC]: Watch that wine hit me
*** The Greeter finishes emptying the wine bottles, taking a sip.
*** Deven 'Beef' Cakebread comes out of the basement with a new door.
Evangeline Melwasul | Mr. Giggles [LOOC]: lol what
Evangeline Melwasul | Mr. Giggles [LOOC]: magical door storage
The Greeter: Ah, exellent.
*** Deven 'Beef' Cakebread attaches the door to the hinges.
Catherine Bennett | Exo | Maka Rulez [LOOC]: Ikr
*** The Greeter goes to leave, walking up to the second floor exit.
Deven 'Beef' Cakebread | TheAsianShoeMaker [LOOC]: door damage would happen alot enough
Player Ðiaβlø left the game (Disconnect by user.)
*** The Greeter suddenly pauses at the door. He slowly turns his head to stare at Catherine.
*** Catherine Bennett facepalms,walking out of his view
*** The Greeter begins chuckling, which soon turns into laughter. Which -then- turns into maniacle laughter.
*** Evangeline Melwasul slings her bow, standing up.
*** The Greeter jumps down from the balcony again, landing without spilling any wine from the magical glass.
*** Catherine Bennett shivers,mumbling (Only Deven can hear) 'He is fucking creepy"
The Greeter: BUAHAHAHA!
Catherine Bennett: Get out
Catherine Bennett: I mean
Catherine Bennett: Your Freaking Creepy.
*** The Greeter begins waving the glass, shooting a stream of wine in a wall towards Catherine.
The Greeter: HAAHAHAHA! THE GODS HAVE DEEMED THIS YOUR FATE!
Evangeline Melwasul | Mr. Giggles [LOOC]: your fate; being sprayed with wine and ale
*** Catherine Bennett gets hit by the wall of wine,growling as she slwoley reaches for her handle of the sword
Catherine Bennett | Exo | Maka Rulez [LOOC]: Better Stop this Deven
Deven 'Beef' Cakebread: Tluin, you better get the hell out.
*** The Greeter dances away gracefully, still cackling like a lunatic.
Spadge: [OOC]: Tavern RP.
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Evangeline Melwasul | Mr. Giggles [LOOC]: your eyes are closed
Evangeline Melwasul | Mr. Giggles [LOOC]: sleep-walking
Deven 'Beef' Cakebread: Well i guess you've repaid your crime to Tyr for now.
*** Ganelon Brama steps back into the tavern. "Ah, now that that's concluded."
Catherine Bennett: Arrrg
Ganelon Brama: Deven, I'd like an ale!
*** Catherine Bennett looks at him.."My wounds..fucking sting
*** Catherine Bennett stands up,soaked in wine
Deven 'Beef' Cakebread: Sorry but with the recent events, I'm only giving out potatoes.
Evangeline Melwasul: Would you like to try that remedy now?
Ganelon Brama: A potato then!
Deven 'Beef' Cakebread: Some assembly required.
Catherine Bennett: Ill...be back...with...new...clothes...
*** Deven 'Beef' Cakebread hands Ganelon a potatoe.
Evangeline Melwasul: Guess not..
Evangeline Melwasul | Mr. Giggles [LOOC]: throw mashed potatoes at her
*** Ganelon Brama eyes the soaked woman as she leaves. "What happened to her?"
Evangeline Melwasul: ....Stuff.
Ganelon Brama: Was it... Tavern RP?
Evangeline Melwasul: Tavern what?
Deven 'Beef' Cakebread: What is this rp you say?
*** Ganelon Brama simply grins, passing Deven a few shilling for the potato.
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Sat Jan 21, 2012 2:07 pm
