Tavern RP: Origins

...Patrik Ayers.

Kain Productions Presents: Pat's Greatest Fail

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Patrik Ayers: Hey guys
**Alexandra Silvia rolls her eyes.
Kain Redwell: Stop. Are you sober?
Kate Redwell: [LOCAL-OOC] I said '...Kate'
Patrik Ayers: anyidea what happened last nighht?
Alexandra Silvia: [LOCAL-OOC] I was to busy arguing w/ kain to notice
Kain Redwell: ...You happened. All over the place.
Patrik Ayers: my head...hurts like hell
Patrik Ayers: ...
Trevil Sparr: [YELL] Fuck!
Kain Redwell: Stains. Everywhere.
Kate Redwell: Oh... I already, said, Kate
Alexandra Silvia: And you came onto me.
**Kate Redwell laughs
Alexandra Silvia: Like four times.
Patrik Ayers: I'm not a bad drunk~!i./..came?
Patrik Ayers: stfu what
Patrik Ayers: *trestart*
Kate Redwell: [LOCAL-OOC] Lol?
Alexandra Silvia: [LOCAL-OOC] ...............?
Kain Redwell: Trust me, we've been scrubbing for hours...
Alexandra Silvia: Hours.
Kate Redwell: Yeah, it was gross
Patrik Ayers: I came? On...you?
Kain Redwell: On EVERTHING.
Kain Redwell: [LOCAL-OOC] EVERYTHING*
**Kate Redwell facepalms
**Alexandra Silvia shakes her head.
Alexandra Silvia: That's not what I meant.
Patrik Ayers: I........uh.......orgasmed?
Alexandra Silvia: No!
Patrik Ayers: on...EVERYBODY?
Kain Redwell: Shh, this is getting funnier..
Kate Redwell: Oh god, if that isn't the worst thing I've heard in my entire life...
Patrik Ayers: Holy fuck
**Alexandra Silvia facepalms.
**Kain Redwell facepalms, laughing
Patrik Ayers: Uh...sorry guys..
Kate Redwell: Yeah, you did good man, coming on a nice lady like her
Kate Redwell: ...
Patrik Ayers: ....did i .......do the kids....too?
Kate Redwell: ...Then all of us
Alexandra Silvia: -Everyone-
Kain Redwell: Especially the kids, you sick fuck.
Alexandra Silvia: Even Trevil.
Patrik Ayers: oh...lohgod
Kate Redwell: In fact
Patrik Ayers: no..
Kate Redwell: You went back to him
Kain Redwell: [LOCAL-OOC] LOL
Kate Redwell: Twice!
Patrik Ayers: ......What the fuck..
Kain Redwell: I think you might need to come out of the closet, bud..
Kate Redwell: Yeah
Kain Redwell: show your true colors, y'know?
Kate Redwell: And let me just say; That was the most horrific night of my life
**Alexandra Silvia giggles.
Patrik Ayers: I've already come out of too many things
Kain Redwell: and on.
Patrik Ayers: But....oh god
Patrik Ayers: you...poor kids!
Kain Redwell: Well, on the bright side.. you've got quite a libido.
[-NP-]Faren-Shirtless, hot, no?: [OOC] I'm lol'ing so hard
[-NP-]Ryaga -DRX-: [OOC] Why?
Kate Redwell: Just think, I'm -twelve- years old
کtriҝeґ: [OOC] Why not?
Kate Redwell: -Twelve-
Alexandra Silvia: She's twelve!
[-NP-]Faren-Shirtless, hot, no?: [OOC] Cause this is fucking hilarious
Patrik Ayers: Holy..
Alexandra Silvia: And the other one is a twelve year old guy!
Patrik Ayers: no
Patrik Ayers: no
Patrik Ayers: no
Alexandra Silvia: Yes!
Patrik Ayers: I'M A MONSTER!
Kate Redwell: Yes!
Alexandra Silvia: You're worse!
Kate Redwell: You are!
CommanderNinjaSpaceJesusRedwell: [OOC] I think he's still partially drunk.
Patrik Ayers: HOLY FUCK nNOQW
کtriҝeґ: [OOC] Same.
Kate Redwell: I'm actually... hurt
Patrik Ayers: I........
Alexandra Silvia: You hurt her!
**Kate Redwell begins to cry
Patrik Ayers: Oh my god
Patrik Ayers: No.
Kain Redwell: You hurt her! How could you?!
Alexandra Silvia: You broke her pelvis!
Patrik Ayers: WHAT HAVE I DONE!
Alexandra Silvia: Broken her pelvis
**Kate Redwell thinks, 'This is fucking -hilarious-!'
Patrik Ayers: YOU MEAN
Alexandra Silvia: That's what you've done.
Patrik Ayers: I RAPED HERE? INSIDE?
**Kain Redwell thinks 'We have to stop sometime...'
Alexandra Silvia: Yes.
Patrik Ayers: *HER
Alexandra Silvia: Infront of us all!
**Kate Redwell thinks, 'He'll never drink again!'
Patrik Ayers: OH GOD...
**Kain Redwell thinks 'Then my plan is working!'
**Kate Redwell keeps crying, 'I've never been touched like that before...'
Patrik Ayers: I...I NEED A DRINK...
Alexandra Silvia: Then you raped Travil.
Kate Redwell: Yes, you broke his arms and legs
Patrik Ayers: GOOOOOOOD NOOOO
Kain Redwell: [LOCAL-OOC] EXCEPT BY M-Waitwat
Alexandra Silvia: And his pelvis.
Kate Redwell: And then you...pulled down... his pants...
Kain Redwell: And his jaw.
**Kate Redwell cries further
Kate Redwell: [LOCAL-OOC] LOL
[-NP-]Faren-Shirtless, hot, no?: [OOC] LOL HIS JAW
Player -[NP]- RebelLeaderRed has joined the game
Patrik Ayers: how....HOW COULD I DONE THIS..
Alexandra Silvia: You stabbed his ear too.
Alexandra Silvia: He'll never hear again.
Kain Redwell: Well, you drank out the entire bar, what did you expect?
**Patrik Ayers falls to the floor
Kate Redwell: Because you're a sick fuck!
Kain Redwell: That's what you get for drinking.
**Kate Redwell thinks, 'I swear, he's going to go into a mental breakdown'
Alexandra Silvia: You should just end your misery!
Patrik Ayers: No..its not just drinking./.
Matthias Blanc: [YELL] KAIN THE KID COUGHT NECRALYN WHAT DO I DO?
**Trevil Sparr rubs the arm he injected
**Kate Redwell keeps crying
Kain Redwell: ....
Patrik Ayers: its me..
Kain Redwell: [YELL] FUCK
Matthias Blanc: [LOCAL-OOC] LOL
Alexandra Silvia: Necralyn...?
Kain Redwell: Are you serious?!
Alexandra Silvia: That's...
Matthias Blanc: No..
Patrik Ayers: I....a horrible moster
Patrik Ayers: THE FUCJK AERE YOU
Alexandra Silvia: That's another man you raped.
Patrik Ayers: WHAT?
Matthias Blanc: He doesn't have necralyn....
Alexandra Silvia: Yup.
Kate Redwell: [LOCAL-OOC] Lol, we convinced him he raped us all
Kain Redwell: ...yes, you raped him rather hard. Now, he's a stuck up bastard.
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Alexandra Silvia: You gouged out his eyes.
Kain Redwell: Don't ever drink again.
Alexandra Silvia: You missed his motuh
Patrik Ayers: Oh...my fuckuing good
Alexandra Silvia: [LOCAL-OOC] Mouth*
Matthias Blanc: [LOCAL-OOC] LOL
Matthias Blanc: Wait what?
[-NP-]Faren-Shirtless, hot, no?: [OOC] I'm lol'ing so fucking hard
Matthias Blanc: I'm no stuck up bastard...
Patrik Ayers: I ....i am a curse on this world
Alexandra Silvia: He can't ever see anymore!
Kain Redwell: Matthias, don't you remember last night? This guy raped everyone.
**Alexandra Silvia bursts into laughter.
Matthias Blanc: Oh ya....
Kain Redwell: .....
Trevil Sparr: ...You know he's going to kill himself now right?
**Kain Redwell shakes a fist in the air in victory
Matthias Blanc: Wanna announce we were kiding befor ehe kills himself then?
**Kate Redwell laughs uncontrollabley
Alexandra Silvia: That was fucking good!
Kain Redwell: It... WORKED!
Kain Redwell: YESSS
Kain Redwell: HES GONE! FOREVER!
[BROADCAST]Matthias Blanc: That was a joke...Don't blow your brains out
Kate Redwell: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!
[BROADCAST]Kain Redwell: Yeah, that was a joke.
ۣ๖ۣۜPatrik ۣ๖ۣۜAyers: [OOC] too far away
[BROADCAST]Matthias Blanc: You didn't rape anyone
Kate Redwell: Hahahahahaha!
ۣ๖ۣۜPatrik ۣ๖ۣۜAyers: [OOC] feeding my self to formians now

i will never escape this

Lol'd. Then I got drunk and raped everyone.

Pat.

What.

Wait, what O>O

Patrik Ayers - Archive - Author: Kain
How you play two chars at once?

He didn't?

Kate Redwell was played by someone else. Patrik Ayers was played by Pat. Alexandra Silvia was played by I don't know.

Deer gosh, Reager is confused... badly. I will just laugh and read and not think about it then.

This was years ago, back in Desertia.

Patrik Ayers is me.

Pat wrote:

Desertia

nope

feeding myself to formians

oh the memories

I would like to request Pat to do a dramatic reading of this, record it, and post it.

Who's with me?

Patrik Ayers: how....HOW COULD I DONE THIS..


i love all the spelling errors by pat
and how he just ignores most of them

It was like 5 years ago. I was much worse back then.

Pat wrote:

It was like 5 years ago. I was much worse back then.

nothing changed then

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Patrik Ayers: I....a horrible moster
Patrik Ayers: THE FUCJK AERE YOU