I still don't understand why everyone goes up in arms about this crow. It's a crow, and yes, while it can say a few choice words.. It's a crow, I don't see how it's damaging the server in anyway like people seem to believe.
And it's not a pet. Yeah, Martyn and Kurt treat him like one - but he still freaks out and pecks the shit out of Martyn every time he tries to touch him, he just comes back to the bar for scraps.