Every Female Character in olden

Don't mean to offend anyone, all in good fun. <3

So, so so sad.

So, so so true.

So true. So sad.

Seriously. Why do people need to put "cute", "pretty", "attractive", or shit like that in their title? Give me a bloody pic and let me decide for myself. asfasfsafasfsgdsdafg

Mack wrote:

So true. So sad.

Seriously. Why do people need to put "cute", "pretty", "attractive", or shit like that in their title? Give me a bloody pic and let me decide for myself. asfasfsafasfsgdsdafg

true that bro

*changes Hayden's title*

I remember seeing a drawing like this once..

I think it was twenty years ago, back in kindergarden.

1 no
2 no
3 no
4 no
5 nope
6 Nope
7 nada
8 Double no
9 Yes >.>

Ladies and gents, allow me to present EVERY MALE CHARACTER

Don't think i forgot about you,

My only female char is guilty of -ONE- of those. And that's because The motherfucking Elder made her boobs
big >_<

Edit:

Quote :

Has gigantic bat wings

Fixed wrote:

Is a dragonkin with dragon wings

Need I say more?

Uhhhhhhhh, kay.
So, if any of your characters fit this description,
Please post.

Kallistia wrote:

Ladies and gents, allow me to present EVERY MALE CHARACTER

Don't think i forgot about you,

1No
2 no
3 no
4 ehh sort of
5 no
6 Banite
7 Banite
8 Banite
9 Banite
10 no
11 no
12 Banite
13 no
14 no, a Banite
15 no

1. and 14 for Donixs, and you are missing number 16. Pedophile

Well... Kanda has "CUTE" In her title... but, she is 8, she IS cute, >.>

TRUlyjuST wrote:

Well... Kanda has "CUTE" In her title... but, she is 8, she IS cute, >.>

I've seen some ugly 8 year olds in my time.

Donixs wrote:

TRUlyjuST wrote:

Well... Kanda has "CUTE" In her title... but, she is 8, she IS cute, >.>

I've seen some ugly 8 year olds in my time.

This.

Kallistia wrote:

Ladies and gents, allow me to present EVERY MALE CHARACTER
*That Picture with the guy*

hrrmmm,
1=No
2=No
3=Yes
4=Yes
5=No
6=No
7=Yes
8=Yes
9=Yes
10=No
11=Hell yeah
12=Oddly enough, the opposite!
13=Yes
14=Yes
15=No

I win!

Ugh. I hate children. They look so dumb.

;-; FINE... -I- Think Kanda looks cute, >.>

If the Elder made your boobs big, then they're no longer big.

Elder is denied.

Also 'anger problems'

I only put that with Jens to get the themesong.

It's all based on perception.

You can say that your char is generally pretty, but it's up to the other character to decide if they think you are or not.

It's just a simple reference.

I however prefer the method where you describe what makes them pretty, such as: "perfect complexion, well-kempt, lithe figure, and a smooth voice."

I think I broke the female code D:

1. Ella's hair is red, and wavy like...flowing red hair. I wouldn't say ridiculous (No)
2. Ella is not a Kazuth (No)
3. If I was creepy enough to measure Ella's cupsize, it would be around the B area. Not DDDDDDD (No)
4. Ella hasn't been laid once (No)
5. She hides behind a hood about 90% of the time (No)
6. Ella wears a baggy-ass robe (No)
7. Again, she wears a baggy-ass robe (No)
8. I had "Beautiful" in the title for about 5 minutes, before I figured it's cliche, and it's up to the other person to call her pretty or ugly, and I removed it
9. Ella is quite timid, and is considerably useless (no skills and shit), timid so much as hardly speaks to people, and she stammers and pauses a lot when she does speak to people she hardly knows. (No)

(The parentheses with the "No" in it denotes a simplified answer to each number)

So....I win?

I do believe you do. I do believe you do..

If your characters do not fit into any of these descriptions, they do not exist.

Kallistia wrote:

If your characters do not fit into any of these descriptions, they do not exist.

Press is right. I've RPed with Ella. She doesn't fit the stereotypical Olden woman. At all.

Well, lets see.

--Christina--
1) Christina's hair is redish pink, and of medium length. I guess it's preference if that's 'stupid' or not.
2) Christina's not a Kazuth, she's a Tiefling. Because they're cooler. Though, she does have a demonic Tail.
3) Christina's breast aren't huge, they are of normal size. Though, I haven't particularly set anything ins stone, yet.
4) Christina's not a whore, she's extremely shy, sheepish, and caring. She's slept with, maybe, two people.
5) Christina does the opposite, she tries to shy away from attention, and avoid it as much as she can.
6) Christina either wears casual clothing,shirt and pants combination, or a dress. It'd be -EXTREMELY- rare to ever see her in a skirt.
7) Christina is full clothed nearly 24/7. Thank you.
8 ) Chrisitna hasn't had anything of the like in her title. Never.
9) Christina is not perfect, she's got flaws. Many at that.

--Zaku--
1) Zaku wears either casual clothes, jacket and pants, or Half-Plate armor. So, no.
2) Zaku doesn't know any magic, he knew prayers at one point, but that was it.
3) Yes, Zaku suffers from angry problems. But has a very good reason.
4) Zaku's never had a magical sword, or magical anything. Ever.
5) Zaku is not a vampire. Actually, he hunts, hates, and strives out of his way to kill Vampires.
6) Zaku is probably the most abused, beaten, and nearly dead character in Olden. So, no.
7) Zaku never wins, ever. He loses everything. Read above.
8 ) Zaku is a total asshole but hides a caring, loving side behind his exterior. In fear of showing weakness. That, and everyone is an outright asshole to him. And strives to break him.
9) Zaku doesn't hate everything. He hates a lot, yes. But loves a lot, too.
10) Zaku has never PK'd any important characters, except for helping in the demise of the Prophet.
11) Yes, yes you did.
12) Zaku can be evil, yes, but that's because of his Cyracist-Side. But he's never slaughtered entire villages.
13) Everything Zaku has ever had has been apped for, right down to the Cat-nip.
14) Zaku isn't half-demon, or anything of the sorts. Though, he might have some in his blood-line.
15) Zaku doesn't have wings of any kind.

I think Saren only has anger problems, and seeing how when I fought Thorn, I lost.

My female characters have all been flat chested. Echo was only cute because she was a nymph, a non-sexual one, might I add. Then there was Kendra, Saren's mother, who was also flat chested and overall pretty kind of old. She was like, fourty something.

In general, I have bested both of those charts.

(Plus I never PKed anyone.)