Every Female Character in olden

I'm gonna follow Zaku's format, it's so full of win.

--Kolmar--
1) Aye, he has better armor than average.
2) Kolmar only messes with White Magic. He doesn't know anything about the other kinds.
3) Nope, he doesn't have anger problems.
4) Kolmar prefers dual wielding, for the sake of dexterity.
5) Kolmar isn't a vampire. Actually, he gives vampires a run for their money.
6) Hell no, bandits are frequently bashing him.
7) Kolmar sometimes wins, sometimes loses. Actually, his fights usually end with mutual destruction.
8 ) Kolmar is the exact opposite of an asshole.
9) Kolmar is always looking after people, more than anyone. So no.
10) Kolmar never PK'd anybody, he usually knocks people out when sucessful.
11) Yes, yes you did. Derp Derp.
12) Kolmar is never evil.
13) Everything Kolmar has either was applied or obtained ICly.
14) Kolmar is a plain mortal human, simple as that.
15) Kolmar only has wings when he uses a white magic spell as a last resort, which consumes up his whole energy after its usage. Was used only once to save Zaku's ass.

This thread has suddenly become a "compare your character to the stereotype" thread.

Alright, I'll hop on the bandwagon.

Alyssa Munroe:

1. That's a matter of opinion, I suppose. Her hair is blonde, straight, and shoulder-length.
2. No. Just no.
3. Not true. Alyssa is somewhere between B and C cup. B 1/2?
4. Exactly the opposite. Alyssa is extremely prudish and modest.
5. ^
6. Alyssa is a tomboy, and strongly prefers pants. Long pants.
7. See number 4
8. Nope. But I did put "beautiful" in her description. Sue me. I think she'd look beautiful if she existed.
9. Nobody's perfect.

Alexander Munroe:

1. No armor of any kind, actually.
2. Nope.
3. Alex is pretty passive, actually.
4. Flaming? No. Sword of Death? Yes, but he can't use it. It's kind of fused to his soul.
5. No.
6. His name isn't Kain Redwell, it's Alex Munroe.
7. ^
8. See number 3
9. See number 8
10. See number 9
11. See number 10 - and yes, you did.
12. It wasn't him.
13. I applied.
14. Nope. Not even close.
15. Yeah, um... no.

Takato Kanae
1. I think her hair is neat.
2. True, but there's nothing wrong with being a Kazuth. I RP them decently enough.
3. No. She's 14. Double-no.
4. Not at all; she acts emotionless half the time.
5. Actually, she's the complete opposite. She likes to stalk people.
6. She hasn't worn a skirt in her life.
7. Maybe once or twice, but not all the time.
8. Never done that. It's stupid.
9. Not at all.

Zaeosys
1. Zaeo has never worn armor. Ever.
2. He doesn't know magic either.
3. He keeps his temper under control...for the most part.
4. Never wielded a sword.
5. Human.
6. Immune to nothing more than a normal human is.
7. Never won a fight a day in his life.
8. You can look at him as an asshole, but he's actually rather nice.
9. He likes a surprising number of things.
10. Only PK'd someone once, and it was a temp.
11. Yeah, you did, and again, he keeps his temper under control.
12. Kind, and wouldn't even dream of doing that.
13. Doesn't need an app.
14. Human.
15. HUMAN. No freakin' wings.

Muhuahahahha, I have no female characters, I deleted them! I shall make one and she shall be diseased! With some Olden disease.

Rossii wrote:

Muhuahahahha, I have no female characters, I deleted them! I shall make one and she shall be diseased! With some Olden disease.

Zaku-AIDs?

No thx, I mean a serious one though.

This thread.. it contains so much fail...
Sorry but lol..

BlueOasis wrote:

This thread.. it contains so much fail...
Sorry but lol..

This.

No Oasis it does not, it contains truth.

No, look at Ella.

>.>

She defies the laws of oldenwomen.

Or Christina, for that matter. >.<

Ness Tea wrote:

No, look at Ella.

>.>

She defies the laws of oldenwomen.

Nobody can defy the laws.
Otherwise, they do not exist.

Zaku350 wrote:

Or Christina, for that matter. >.<

<3333333333333

Plushie get.

lols were had.

You don't actually lol as much when you see the characters this thread is mocking, they are pretty damn real.

This thread is fail.



This thread is now about Angrylars

This thread is now about nothing at all. Because I fucking locked it.