Surna Quest [PAINT]

You play as Woodrot the goblin, a poor peon from the lowly goblin village of Swampweed. Your sister is ill and has asked you to go and find a potion to cure her illness, there is one mild problem though, yesterday, the king stopped all shipments of food or potions to your village. Where will you go?










RULES:

1:

When Woodrot has an exclamation mark above his head, he is speaking, usually this is in text -below- the picture that is posted.

2:

When Woodrot has a question mark above his head, he wants something to do or something to say. This can be anything and, this is where -you- come in. You are to, in a different post, say your suggestion, the suggestions that are picked are not at random. If your suggestion is more beneficial to Woodrot, I will choose that one over one that is pure stupidity.

3:

When there is an item infront of Woodrot, he can pick it up and use it to shape the world around him. All he needs is a suggestion and an action, then the rest is up to him.


(Yes, this is set in the world of OldenRP)

LET'S START!
















Hey, Woodrot, son. Gonna leave without saying goodbye?





Of course, but I'm just going to go to the training field, don't know whats out there, you know?



Well, I just want to tell you that if you fail this, I'm going to kill you and we're all going to eat your body.

So do we help? If so for the last one: Would I taste scrumcious?

Give him the finger and you turn your back on the bitch.

Woodrot: Erm... Thanks Dad...
***Woodrot pretends to walk to the training area, waiting for his father to turn around.
***Father turns around.
***Woodrot throws something nearby at his father, running like a mad-man to the traing area.

Fufu~...
I would do that...

Woodrot makes a remark about the last three goblins which tasted like shit that they ate, hinting at the fact he may not taste so good.

L4WlZ0R-050010 wrote:

Woodrot: Erm... Thanks Dad...
***Woodrot pretends to walk to the training area, waiting for his father to turn around.
***Father turns around.
***Woodrot throws something nearby at his father, running like a mad-man to the traing area.

Kekekekeke!





Where is everyone?









Oh hey Woodrot, I'm just going up to see your dad about this sword, it's faulty, you see?

Grab the sword, and stab him in the face. In fear of him noticing that your father just exploded.

^ This.

^ Seconded.

Yeah, I can see-

Use his magical expertise to cast a fuggin fire ball on the gaurd and run.

"I DID IT FOR THE LOLZ!!~~"

Guard: STOP! YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW! SURRENDER YOUR STOLEN GOODS AND PAY A FINE, OR GO TO JAIL.
*** Woodrot runs fast

Woodrot ass-pulls a bomb, throws it, then high-tails it the fuck out of there.

Zaku350 wrote:

Woodrot ass-pulls a bomb, throws it, then high-tails it the fuck out of there.

LOL. I was going to post just that.

Yeah, seconded.

Can't he asspull an army? It'd be typical powergamer .

Ask to see how the sword is faulty, and take it from him, then stab him in the throat and run like hell.


Ass-pulling is always wrong, kids.

The asspull bomb was a reference to the almitey forn.

Kruggly wrote:

The asspull bomb was a reference to the almitey forn.

And he runs off and finds a nasty spider-girlfriend.

Quote :

Ass-pulling is always wrong, kids.

I know it was a reference. That's why I said it's wrong. Now back on topic before I lock this shit up to Jack's dismay.

Woodrot[YELL]: You did it!!!
***Woodrot runs past the Guard or w/e, shoving him while doing so.
***The guard watches Woodrot, then shrugs and arrests himself.

Wait, no. That's nothing like Olden.

The guard would have just shot him, for no reason. And prance off to go suck an ego.

"That crown, does it come with the flop sweat?"

"you are planning on paying me for my services, right?"

"May I rub your elbows?"