Surna Quest [PAINT]

Can you tell the guards go away, I have a special gift to give you great king oh sir?
~Goes and chokes him to death and take power~

*Disco ball comes down*
Do you like to party? I sure do! *starts to disco dance* C'mon man join in with me! *some music starts playing*.

^ What Rossii said only substitute the words with--

"All the wangsters need to holla!~"

"Are you up for a good cyber?"
This is Olden, after all.

"Oi, if i do this, whats mah reward?"

"What are my rewards? The finest goblin wench, or a bucket of gold coins?"

Koliup wrote:

"What are my rewards? The finest goblin wench, or a bucket of gold coins?"

^^^

No you can't get a bucket of gold coins, but you can get a KFC boneless bargian bucket.

Rossii wrote:

No you can't get a bucket of gold coins, but you can get a KFC boneless bargian bucket.

And some koo'aid for your brothas.

Zaku stop posting.
I demand it.

BlueOasis wrote:

Zaku stop posting.
I demand it.

And you are?....

I am mystery meat.

BlueOasis wrote:

Zaku stop posting.
I demand it.

Get the fuck out. I command it.

Mack just owned Oasis. Pow right to the moon! One of these days!

Blue Oasis and the alternative account was banned, along with Zaki and all his alts. Now back on topic. Jack's doing an awesome work so far, don't ruin it for him.

What are my rewards, oh great king?



You will have a-thousand goblin wenches... Oh, and a potion of eternal life.
. . .
Why are you still here?



Tell me, does that crown come with flop sweat?



Oh that is IT... Guards, capture this smelly goblin and send it to the arena!





Well that didn't work.



What now?

Rossii wrote:

The King isn't actually the king, he's a guard and tries to pwn Woodrott but fails, 'cuz woodrott powergames .

If you're not going to be serious, don't post at all.



Let them take you to the dungeon, and train to reach the title of Arena Champion and buy your freedom.

Let yourself be taken to the arena, fight to survive, and with your new found, and earned prowess escape to freedom.

Eh, moar suggeshuns.

Backflip like a ninja, wherever that takes you.

Suddenly tap into your hidden Spetsnaz power-- and back-flip hatchet attack that fucker in the face.

Spoiler:

Offer to do the original quest offered, but with better results than needed.

Take the "-1" above the guards head and tstab the guard with "1" and throw the "-" like a kunai at the King. Then Backflip out of this mess.

^This is seconded by me, it's an awesome idea .

erby wrote:

Take the "-1" above the guards head and tstab the guard with "1" and throw the "-" like a kunai at the King. Then Backflip out of this mess.

Best suggestion ever.