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| Subject: OLDEN MERCHANDISE Fri Jul 03, 2009 5:51 pm | |
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(One day, i was on the server, and i found the easiest of prey; an AFK kain. Upon his return, he had discovered he had become no bigger than a barbiedoll. One thing led to another, and I had shrunk everyone on the server. I built a house for all of them, too. Suddenly, people had wanted to RP. So I turned them back to their original size. But then I had an idea, What olden.. had began to sell action figures?)
(Note, the figures come to life, please do try not to get killed) Kain Figure: 44.99 , Comes with mini Velve d\'lil Zik\'den\'veveren, batteries not included. Use extreme caution. Zaku Figure: 15.55, Comes with pelvic thrusting action, and emits a strange mist that somehow attracts crowds of beautiful, non AIDS infested women to you. Get ready for the best night of your life. >;3 Takato Plushie: 13.00, Comes with uber cuteness, made from the cuddliest materials! Naiko Figure: 16.66, Warning, freezes anything within nineteen inches of it Major Cuteness Combo: 25.13, Taka and Jayne plushie joined together, hugging [By popular demand] Mack Figure: 22.28, Comes with extra debate and tech support action! Psyche Figure: 16.88, Comes with trenchcoat. Jayne Plushie: 17.76, Super snuggly, warning, may try to stab you Alyce Keychain: 8.85, Have a little gambit wherever you go! Newbie Figure: 9.99, Comes with that fresh newbie smell. Buyer\'s beware, may/may not be a troll. Limited Edition Pat Figure: 6.66, WARNING, EXTREMELY VOLATILE Narran Figure: 12.00, Comes with explosions and absolutely garunteed re-incarnation. Drakeson Figure: 10.00, Comes with two sets of armor that he can actually wear! Soul Blade and Bolter sold seperately. TRUlyjuST Figure: 17.88, Comes with leash and dog-bowl. House: 20.00 Complete Aeria Playset: 1523.00, Comes with everything you see here, plus much much MUCH more. Includes a Real Working Spellbook, Replica Dwarven Everclear, and an Olden T-shirt! Value GARUNTEED!!
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| Subject: Re: OLDEN MERCHANDISE Fri Jul 03, 2009 6:01 pm | |
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| Subject: Re: OLDEN MERCHANDISE Fri Jul 03, 2009 6:06 pm | |
| My coat is so expensive because of all the tiny hidden swords under his coat, which really fit into the action figure's hands! |
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| Subject: Re: OLDEN MERCHANDISE Fri Jul 03, 2009 6:08 pm | |
| I WANT THEM ALLLLLL!! /Throws Credit Cards At Your Head And Runs Away With The Mini-People. |
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| Subject: Re: OLDEN MERCHANDISE Fri Jul 03, 2009 6:21 pm | |
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- Mack Figure: 13.28, Comes with extra debate action!
I DEMAND A HIGHER PRICE FOR MY EXCELLENT ARGUMENTS, ALSO KNOWN AS DEBATE-SLAYERS! |
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| Subject: Re: OLDEN MERCHANDISE Fri Jul 03, 2009 6:23 pm | |
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| | | Kain
Posts : 1427 Join date : 2009-03-24 Location : Somewhere Pat doesn't want me to be
Character sheet Name: Kain Redwell Age: ??? Race: Human (?)
| Subject: Re: OLDEN MERCHANDISE Fri Jul 03, 2009 7:29 pm | |
| Mack costs more than me? D: | |
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| Subject: Re: OLDEN MERCHANDISE Fri Jul 03, 2009 7:40 pm | |
| AAH, I can't raise any more prices in this dying economy. : ( |
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| Subject: Re: OLDEN MERCHANDISE Fri Jul 03, 2009 9:04 pm | |
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Mack Figure: 22.28, Comes with extra debate and tech support action! That's right! I aint cheap! You want some tech support, call 555-MACK now! Fees include 5 dollars per initial call then another 20 dollars every minute plus 30 % tax deducted automatically. Mack is not responsible for any bankrupcy caused by calling this number. |
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| Subject: Re: OLDEN MERCHANDISE Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:14 pm | |
| Blasphemy. My Sexy coat makes me a key piece to the set! |
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| Subject: Re: OLDEN MERCHANDISE Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:19 pm | |
| Hehe, awesome little house. |
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| Subject: Re: OLDEN MERCHANDISE Sat Jul 04, 2009 2:12 am | |
| Update. ORDER THE PLAYSET WITHIN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES, AND RECIVE A COLLECTERS EDITION PACK OF OLDEN TRADING CARDS, ABSOLUTELY FREE!!! |
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| Subject: Re: OLDEN MERCHANDISE Sat Jul 04, 2009 2:16 am | |
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| Subject: Re: OLDEN MERCHANDISE Sat Jul 04, 2009 2:19 am | |
| BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE, WE'LL THROW IN A 12 PACK OF OLDEN BRAND SODA, WITH THE PURCHASE OF AT TWO OR MORE ACTION FIGURES! |
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Posts : 1299 Join date : 2009-02-15
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| Subject: Re: OLDEN MERCHANDISE Sat Jul 04, 2009 2:33 am | |
| Should also include replica everclear | |
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| Subject: Re: OLDEN MERCHANDISE Sat Jul 04, 2009 2:36 am | |
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| Subject: Re: OLDEN MERCHANDISE Sat Jul 04, 2009 4:42 am | |
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| Subject: Re: OLDEN MERCHANDISE Sat Jul 04, 2009 5:16 am | |
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- OLDEN BRAND SODA,
Club Soda. Harr harr. |
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| Subject: Re: OLDEN MERCHANDISE Sat Jul 04, 2009 5:30 am | |
| It can be any soda you want. |
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| Subject: Re: OLDEN MERCHANDISE Sat Jul 04, 2009 6:06 am | |
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| Subject: Re: OLDEN MERCHANDISE Sat Jul 04, 2009 6:14 am | |
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| Subject: Re: OLDEN MERCHANDISE Sat Jul 04, 2009 6:57 am | |
| I'd like an Olden Marketed Thong, please. |
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| Subject: Re: OLDEN MERCHANDISE Sat Jul 04, 2009 6:59 am | |
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| Subject: Re: OLDEN MERCHANDISE Sat Jul 04, 2009 6:59 am | |
| Fine,
How about a Zaku action figure with pelvic thrusting action. |
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| Subject: Re: OLDEN MERCHANDISE Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:33 am | |
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