is dat sum dark heresy

YOU'RE DAMN FUCKING RIGHT IT'S SOME DARK HERESY, YOU SLANEESH-LOVING LITTLE KNOB-HEAD

I'M GOING TO BE GAMEMASTERING ME SOME GOD-EMPEROR-LOVING FUCKING TABLETOP ROLEPLAY IN THE WARHAMMER FORTY-FUCKING-KAY UNIVERSE

WHAT'S THAT? YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT DARK HERESY IS, YOU WARP-LOVING LITTLE SPERM-STAIN? ARE YOU DAFT? ARE YOU FROM SOME FUCKING BACKWATER PLANET THAT'S NEVER EVEN HEARD OF METAL? DON'T MAKE ME WRING YOUR NECK IN THE NAME OF THE MOTHERFUCKING EMPEROR YOU LITTLE DAEMON ASS-BANDIT

I GUESS YOU CAN BE EXCUSED, BEING DUMBER THAN A FUCKING OGRYN AND ALL, BUT YOU BETTER LISTEN UP

YOU KNOW DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS, RIGHT? OF COURSE YOU DO. IT'S THAT PUSSY-ASS GAME WHERE YOU RUN AROUND AND SWING SHARP STICKS AT MONSTERS THAT NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT ANYWAY

NOW IMAGINE IT IN SPESS, WITH THE ABILITY TO BLOW PEOPLE'S ARMS OFF WITH BOLTERS AND EXPLOSIVES, THROW IN YOUR REGULAR DOSAGE OF GRIMDARK, AND THEN ADD SOME EVEN MORE FUCKING GRIMDARK.
AND GUESS WHAT YOU LITTLE SPACE-ELF LOVING BELLEND, YOU'LL PLAYING AS A GROUP OF ACOLYTES WORKING FOR WHO?
THAT'S RIGHT THE THE CHAOS-SLAUGHTERING ELDAR-RAPING TAU-STOMPING FUCKING HOLY ORDERS OF THE EMPEROR'S INQUISITION

THAT'S RIGHT, YOU'RE THE BEST MANKIND HAS TO OFFER TO DO PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING. WHICH ISN'T SAYING MUCH, SEEING AS THE OTHERS ARE THETHE SPESS MEHREENS, WHO ONLY DROP IN AND LOOK FAT IN THEIR MASSIVE FAGGY POWER ARMOURS AND THE WORTHLESS IMPERIAL GUARD, WHOSE ONLY JOB IS TO RUN AT THE ENEMY AND DIE SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS THAT THEY LOVE THE WARP BECAUSE THEY'RE TINY FUCKING PUSSIES


SO IT'S YOUR FUCKING JOB TO FUCK THEIR SHIT UP AND MAKE SURE THEY DON'T EVER GET BACK UP AGAIN AND THEN STOMP ON THEIR CORPSES UNTIL THEY'RE NOTHING BUT PART OF THE PLANET, AND THEN YOU NUKE THE FUCKING PLANET FROM ORBIT BECAUSE LAST TIME I CHECKED IT HASN'T CONFESSED IT'S SINS TO THE FUCKING GOD-EMPEROR.

SIGN UP TODAY BY CONTACTING THAT MOTHERFUCKER MACK IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS (AND YOU'RE BOUND TO YOU XENO-LOVING DICKFUCK)
ALL ARE WELCOME AS SHIT, BUT REMEMBER TO BRING YOUR OWN ZEAL AND LOVE FOR THE GOD-EMPEROR, BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T, I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU BEG FOR AN ETERNITY OF TORMENT IN THE WARP

Why, that does look like some dark heresy.

i'll buy what you're selling

tl;dr but yeah, i think you're doing dark heresy, so i think i'll do that.

Phry wrote:

tl;dr but yeah, i think you're doing dark heresy, so i think i'll do that.

I've been wanting to try it, too.

Sadly everyone else is a heretic but me.

..waagh?
























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and for some reason the forums add a money-for-link-clicks link to the url due to megaupload. fucking forums.

Can I be a psyker and kill half the party again?

Caps lock is cruise control for cool.

if you find something that you find stupid, come to me and talk about it. if i also find it stupid, or you REALLY think it's retarded, we could try making a houserule to make it less stupid, or houseruling it out entirely.

and a tip for those of you who don't feel like making the character vanilla style by using a character sheet and your own mind, use the dark heresy character generator on suptg;

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/dhroller.html

Can I bring my hive fleet.

If so you're all fucked.

ViralHatred wrote:

Can I bring my hive fleet.

If so you're all fucked.

please observe my avatar

Mack wrote:

ViralHatred wrote:

Can I bring my hive fleet.

If so you're all fucked.

please observe my avatar

Well you can't avoid the nid's forever.

ViralHatred wrote:

Mack wrote:

ViralHatred wrote:

Can I bring my hive fleet.

If so you're all fucked.

please observe my avatar

Well you can't avoid the nid's forever.

fuck your xeno shit we have three psykers WE DON'T NEED TO AVOID YOU.

Fuck your psyker shit I have slaanesh

CORRUPT CORRUPT

DRUGS SEX DRUGS KILL DRUGS SEX DRUGS KILL

Wait you are chaos?

I'm fucked

gg

ViralHatred wrote:

Wait you are chaos?

I'm fucked

gg

No gg for you

DRUGS SEX DRUGS KILL DRUGS SEX DRUGS KILL

Imperial Psykers:

Mack wrote:

fuck your xeno shit we have three psykers WE DON'T NEED TO AVOID YOU.

>Three Psykers


Yeah he dosn't need to avoid you! They'll do a perfectly good job of killing themselves within the first 10 min of the game!

B3SERK wrote:

No gg for you

DRUGS SEX DRUGS KILL DRUGS SEX DRUGS KILL

You do realise you'll fuck everything with my now nurgle nids.

Quote :

DRUGS SEX DRUGS

Quote :

Nurgle

if nurgle made drugs, they'd all be roofies made exclusively for people with aids to slip into peoples drinks

last call for anyone who's interested.

come on now, don't be shy. you know you want to.

I'm in as long as its not that god-awful 40kRP already on the forum.

Other than that, got a character up and ready to go at any time.

May the machine spirit be with you, for the void gazes upon your soul with hungry eyes, and the holy Land Raider may be your best hope for survival in the upcoming struggle in the name of the emperor.

im in.