EMPIRES: A Game of World Dominion

Kanata

Surrounding the Great Lakes (Superior, Ontario, Huron, Erie, Michigan)

Cultural

Atheist people, believe in no gods, just reality.

Democracy

After discovering what appeared to be a sign from the first influence in his porkchop, the high preists have decided these movements appropriate:

1: Attempt farming again, using out superior tools to guarentee success.

2: Focus expansion movements nothwards, that is, if farming proves to work well.

and 3: Attempt to construct shelters sturdier than tents in the capital.

Georgia

-Some hunters notice that the birds fly over the animals that they hunt, assisting them, in return for some of the meat of the kill. They take this to the Bird Brains, to see what they make of it.
-There is an incident involving a bird and a man, (of a very sexual nature), and the Bird Speakers must think up a way to stop this happening in the future. After sending him to the coast, crusifying him to a raft, and setting him afloat, of course.
-Trading issues arise: when somebody wants fish, but has nothing to trade for it, they feel helpless and take this problem to the Bird Speakers hoping they can fix it somehow.
-A new Religion is formed, tightly linked to the government(Bird Speakers), so as to control the masses. This new religion worships the Mother Bird, a huge bird the tribal chieftan swears he saw, who is the Queen of all birds.
-With more and more large bunches of people with nowhere to meet, (such as the Bird Speakers, Bird Brains, and followers of the Mother Bird) and an increasing amount of food and nowhere to put it, the Bird Brains put their minds together to fix this problem.

Macketonia uses its five actions to;


1. Establish a holiday known as "MACK THE GREAT DAY", in which a great feast is held in Mack the Great's honour.
2. Decide to stop their nomadic ways and start building huts made out of whatever materials they can find.
3. Begin erecting a massive temple atop a hill, in honour of Mack the Great, made out of the finest materials they can find.
4. Put an utter ban on any vegetables. From now on only meat is allowed to be consumed, on penalty of death.
5. Root out and execute heretics who give worship to false idols or fail to give worship to Mack the Great.

Partyland

The people of Partyland have finally come together as a single nation, united in a single beat, the first Party King is named.

The government has created the Ministry of Sound, dedicated to the expansion of unipartidism around the globe, and to bring happiness to all true party people.

Partylanders have finally crafted their first army, composed by Bouncers, and aided with concoctions made by Barmen.

The Partylanders have begun to expand towards the beaches, in order to find better party locations.

you may now post more actions. I'm going to go eat.

MACK THE GREAT HAS SPOKEN, AND THIS IS WHAT HE WILLS;

1. Send out scouts to expand our knowledge of our surroundings and look for potential food-sources.
2. Deal with the food problem, and task scouts and hunters to gather as much meat as possible.
3. Attempt to find some sort of livestock to herd and raise for food-supply.
4. Gather the most physically strong and zealous men and form an honour-guard for Mack the Great.
5. Gather the wisest men and tell them to come up with some cool new things to prove my keen wisdom and intellect.

TIBERIA

Our picketeers are called back to the intellectual centre, the library, to discuss more ideas for their expansion techniques!

Our Holymen want to rename themselves, they discuss new names and ways to further recording techniques, hoping to get a figure of how many people are in the tribe.

Our builders discuss building a palisade around the warboss' house, and one around the village, too.

The Warboss sees that his attempt to gain respect has failed. He looks to his closest advisors, discussing government ideas.

The tribe's best inventors are happy with their new stikk invention. They now discuss distributing the "bitz"

A vote has been cast in Kanata! Five decisions have been made.

1. Send settlers to the east to try and settle near the ocean.
2. Send scouts south to see what they find.
3. Try and construct some sort've craft to travel over the lakes their land surrounds.
4. Try and discover something useful for keeping them warm in their cold winters.
5. Attempt to capture wild cattle nearby for milk and meat.

Aloria

New Zealand

Cultural

None Yet

Tribal

The RAMONIA tribe decides upon the following courses of action.

Builders wonder what happens if they try building houses out of clay.
Pioneers expand to the north in search of green land and building materials.
With the pioneers, other tribespeople are sent to try and find methods of moving around faster.
Farmers begin trying to create organised farms.
The leader tries to implement some kind of celebration in the name of the raven shrine.

Belarivia decides to do the following

1. The first in a long line (hopefully) of Belarivian monarchs is appointed, King Robin the 1st.
2. The new king immediately orders his subjects to attack and conquer nearby, slightly more primitive tribes and areas, seizing the best areas of the jungle for his people.
3. The Belarivians attack nearby tribes, enslaving any they overpower.
4. The king dictates a new expansionist policy, forcing some to move east in search of more land, more people to conquer, and more resources.
5. The first attempts at organized farming are crude, and farms are very disorganized and highly inefficient, but the numbers of Belarivian slaves makes their farming techniques viable, for now, still people try and make slight improvements, but the entire concept is new to them.

Is there a limit to how many things we put in one update? Or could I attempt doing seventy things in one post?

The mighty high priests talk over the concept again, stopping to take a quick whatever the hell we eat at this point break, at the conclusion of this break, they consult the mighty influential charts, which at this point has turned to a fine dust due to the construction of previous civilizations draining it of its influence. Each High Priest inhales a small portion of the dust, spins in three circles, and decides these are probably the best courses of action:

1: Attempt to construct things that will not sink in the water, something buoyant. (Boats)

2: Try and finish the expansion throughout the island.

3: Attempt to construct larger huts in the Capital which will now be known as Aujora, to allow for more people to move in.

4: Attempt to better hunting technologies.

5: Attempt to form more protective articles of clothing.

I would like to officially broadcast that Xeloras is bad at reading things.

He's also a prick and you should hurt him horribly.

The Slaaneshi Empire

(Expansion): The Slaaneshi Emperor, Slaanesh; Sends out his scouts Northwards in hopes of spreading his domain.
(Building): The Empire is suffering from violent storms, and begin to turn towards better means of housing for it's population. The idea of making wooden huts come into the picture.
(Military): Some of the Empire's hunting bands form together into a warband. They're armed with wooden spears and clubs. They move northward with the scouts.
(Religion): The High-priests of Slaaneshidom has decided that their religion needs to be spread if they are to prosper. The construction of a shrine commences.
(Culture): Basic agriculture is introduced to the Empire. Something called: "Farmers," begin to prepare large acres of land to feed the increasing population.

Georgia

The colourful bushes found before are placed in the centre of the square to appease the masses.

Beads are attempted to be made the currency in use.

Hunters try to build a closer relation with the birds, so as to increase benefits gained from this.

Attempt to create lots of wood tied together to reach fish futher out at see.

Due to the number of players, please only post THREE actions per turn now.


you may post again. I'm probably going to do my rolls for this batch tomorrow.

The RAMONIA tribe, upon hearing word of the attacks, assembles and makes decisions.

The leader orders men to try and tame the camels as riding animals.

Survivors request the smarter men to look into some sort of weapon that can attack from a distance.

A child is bullied and bats away a rock thrown at him using a flat chunk of wood. He approaches a thinking man and asks if wood could be used as protection somehow.

TIBERIA

Our Warboss attempts to solidify his foothold and regain his honour. He sets out with two of the tribe's best fighters to go into the wilderness

Our librarians and scriveners look to their minds to develop better tech in the field of gathering.

Our builders discuss improvements that could be done on the Warboss' cabin.

The Slaaneshi Empire

(Expansion): With the expansion towards the North in fair hands, the Emperor gives the order to start expanding southwards.
(Building): With the Empire growing, it has to be united. Simple roads are being made to unify the Empire's villages and to better supply routes.
(Culture): Animal trapping is suggested to the Empire. The Empire will now train up animal herds to improve food supplies or to put them to good use in the military. (Dogs, horses, cows, deer, sheep, goats etc.)

Mack the Great has used his divine wisdom to decide the following things;

1. Fishermen are to be sent to the ocean to the northwest, to gather fish for the people. Fish is almost as good as meat!
2. I personally take in a walrus for my own. I name him "Bubba" and try to train him into an attack-Walrus by having him practice on a few sick and old tribesmen. Bubba will be a fine servant of me!
3. Send out the honour guard to find and burn any and all edible vegetables on the island. No more of this heresy!

Kanata has cast another vote! Three courses of action have been decided!

1. Assemble our strongest warriors to attempt to fight these sky beasts to the south.
2. Try to capture the horses nearby.
3. Try to construct warmer housing.

Georgia

(Expansion) The Bird Speakers, hopefully now in the favour of the people, and with support of the church suggest the expansion out of the people to accomodate for rising population.

(Cultural) The people are promised a Bird Statue in each of these new settlements so as to increase chances of the move and appease the masses.

(Economic) Death penalty is imposed on anyone who would forge beads, hopefully preventing economic difficulties.

A new challenger approaches!


Bat Country

Hawaii (good luck finding it on that map)

Cultural

Mount Paahtzafaahg, a local volcano, hungers for a virgin sacrifice each year.

Mount Paahtzafaahg's word is law. Only the selected priests may speak to Mount Paahtzafaahg, and perform the ritual sacrifice.