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Saturday, April 17, 2010
6:37 PM - קsyche: Cuphs
6:37 PM - קsyche: I can break these cuphs
6:38 PM - gαмвιт: cuphs cuphs
6:38 PM - gαмвιт: ah ah ah ah
6:38 PM - gαмвιт: ah
6:38 PM - gαмвιт: ah
6:38 PM - קsyche: Raaaaauauauaugh
6:38 PM - gαмвιт: ah ah
6:38 PM - gαмвιт: Break
6:38 PM - gαмвιт: Break
6:38 PM - gαмвιт: Break
6:38 PM - gαмвιт: Break
6:38 PM - gαмвιт: Break
6:38 PM - gαмвιт: Break
6:38 PM - gαмвιт: deez cuphs
6:38 PM - קsyche sunglasses
6:39 PM - gαмвιт: Forum'd

4:14 PM - קsyche: woah
4:14 PM - קsyche: my genitals are more tan than any other part of my body
4:14 PM - קsyche: I have a Mexican's penis
4:16 PM - A. Munroe: Um
4:16 PM - A. Munroe: Thanks for letting me know
4:16 PM - קsyche: feels good man
4:19 PM - Zayl Rathman: what

I win go away

Persephone Kironis: So tell me, Vincent... that ring of yours... does it make EVERYTHING bigger?
*** Vincent Dadoni spits out the ale, coughing.

Oh yes, I love these.



Faeru Kai'ven | Pat [LOOC]: my burrito is too hot shit
Alyssa Munroe | Munroe [LOOC]: Lol
Alyssa Munroe | Munroe [LOOC]: JUST EAT IT ALL IN ONE BIG BITE
Alyssa Munroe | Munroe [LOOC]: MMMM
Faeru Kai'ven | Pat [LOOC]: OW
Alyssa Munroe | Munroe [LOOC]: *SHOVES IT INTO PAT'S MOUTH*
Alyssa Munroe | Munroe [LOOC]: That can totally be taken out of context

*** Talia Vortega reaches behind the bar, grabbing two pieces of fruit and placing them in her bowl. She bites into a bear, enjoying it.
Talia Vortega | Scalene [LOOC]: Yeah, yesterday morning.
Alyssa Munroe | Munroe [LOOC]: A bear?
Alyssa Munroe | Munroe [LOOC]: Good lord
Skihulamigh | Pear [LOOC]: a bear
Talia Vortega | Scalene [LOOC]: A *PEAR

*** Skihulamigh peers into the dungeon, to check if he's wanted in this rp yet
*** Eleanor Duvedirfel looks at the slithery thing. "Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."
Eleanor Duvedirfel | Munroe [LOOC]: jk
*** Lillian tries to crawl towards Talia, but very slowly.
*** Skihulamigh QQ's an-
Skihulamigh | Pear [LOOC]: imma set you on fire one of these days

*** The Trader produces a small green book titled *Native herbs and pants: Surna region*

*** Zaku Daikun comes back, with all her lezzie-ness.

Lots of gay Zayl logs.

*** Zayl Rathman is as stiff as a board.


Zayl Rathman: [YELL]: Oh thooooooorn!~ You left your dildo at my house!

Zayl Rathman: [YELL]: Unf-- Marius, don't put that there!

I would show you the Kelly X Salene logs, but both of them would probably hate me. I honestly wonder if Zayl really is gay ICly, or at least bisexual or something.

I -used- to have a log of Zaku hugging Izzy with the wrong character (..creepy, considering he was RPing christina and used vratos instead *shudder*) but not anymore.

Staring contest victor - Noddy the chubby short gnome

*** Noddy pokes his head out of the door at an odd horizontal angle, smilling eerily and his eyes wide open.
*** Zack Flame looks up slightly.
*** Noddy giggles quietly, continueing to stare at Zack oddly.
*** Zack Flame slowly backs further down the bench.
*** Noddy seems to not even blink as time passes, his eyes sticking wide open.
*** Zack Flame blinks, swallowing. 'Ehmm....yes?'
*** Noddy begins to stress his eyes to a larger width as he gains a more scary facial expression.
Zack Flame: STOP THAT.
Zack Flame: BLINK, DAMN YOU.
*** Noddy strains his eyes even wider, his eyes though very wide for a regular restricted limit.
*** Noddy giggles to himself behind the teeth.
*** Zack Flame moves further away from it, tensing his fingers, wanting to pull out his dagger.
*** Random Bystander stares at Zack.
*** Zack Flame stares at random Bystander and then back at the gnome.
*** Noddy giggles to himself loudly.
*** Random Bystander doesn't blink either.
*** Noddy disappears in a blink of an eye as Zack looks back to him.
*** Noddy ruffles a bit as he continues back with his process, hobbling down each step.
Random Bystander: ..I like men..

Not strickly olden...but. Eh.


10:23 - [ Μφξ¹ ] Junglecawt: Lobster.
10:23 - Phry: lobster
10:23 - [ Μφξ¹ ] Junglecawt: Lobster.
10:23 - Phry: lobster
10:23 - [ Μφξ¹ ] Junglecawt: Lobster.
10:23 - Phry: lobster
10:23 - [ Μφξ¹ ] Junglecawt: Lobster.
10:23 - Phry: lobster
10:23 - [ Μφξ¹ ] Junglecawt: Lobster.
10:23 - Phry: lobster
10:23 - Phry: blostleorgmierg
10:23 - Phry: ef
10:23 - Phry: dfloagkorskofgar
10:23 - Phry: ssee
10:23 - [ Μφξ¹ ] Junglecawt: Owned.
10:23 - Phry assplodes
10:23 - [ Μφξ¹ ] Junglecawt: Lubstert.
10:23 - [ Μφξ¹ ] Junglecawt: Epic.
10:23 - [ Μφξ¹ ] Junglecawt: Choose a penis.
10:23 - [ Μφξ¹ ] Junglecawt: 8======D
10:23 - [ Μφξ¹ ] Junglecawt: 8====D
10:24 - Phry: wat.
10:24 - [ Μφξ¹ ] Junglecawt: Choose. A. Penis.
10:24 - Phry: no.
10:24 - [ Μφξ¹ ] Junglecawt: Do eet.
10:24 - [ Μφξ¹ ] Junglecawt: 8======D
10:24 - [ Μφξ¹ ] Junglecawt: 8===D
10:24 - Phry: NO
10:24 - [ Μφξ¹ ] Junglecawt: 8================D
10:24 - [ Μφξ¹ ] Junglecawt: 8==============D
10:24 - [ Μφξ¹ ] Junglecawt: 8=========D
10:25 - [ Μφξ¹ ] Junglecawt: ==========D
10:25 - [ Μφξ¹ ] Junglecawt: That one has no balls.
10:25 - Phry: that one's yours.
10:25 - [ Μφξ¹ ] Junglecawt: ._.

15:52 - Vinnie : Lol, you gave me the wrong person.
15:52 - Vinnie : That wasn't Munroe.
15:52 - Phry: yes it was...
15:52 - Vinnie : He said he'd never heard of Olden Roleplay.
15:52 - Phry: what was his name
15:52 - Vinnie : Munroe.
15:52 - Phry: you got trolled
15:52 - Phry: you got trolled
15:52 - Vinnie : RAGE

He asked if I was Zack. I said no. He didn't say anything about Olden.

Vinnie : I would say you're True Neutral.
Tsukaro: Likely.
Vinnie : Because it's not good, but it isn't bad.
Vinnie : You do what you think THEN.
Vinnie : A neutral character does what seems to be a good idea. She doesn't feel strongly one way or the other when it comes to good vs. evil or law vs. chaos. Most neutral characters exhibit a lack of conviction or bias rather than a commitment to neutrality. Such a character thinks of good as better than evil—after all, she would rather have good neighbors and rulers than evil ones. Still, she is not personally committed to upholding good in any abstract or universal way.
Vinnie : Sound like your character?
Tsukaro: Ironically.
Tsukaro: Right on the dime.
Vinnie : Ha!
Vinnie : I'm Chaotic Neutral.
Tsukaro: I'm True Neutral
Vinnie : So you're the good cop, I'm the bad cop/
Vinnie : *.
Tsukaro: Devon's the hilarious cop who hangs out by the snack machine while the bad cop wails on a bitch.

Narran: except that one time i stabbed him for killing my bear..
Narran: that was the worst RP i ever did
Kain: lolwat
Kain: you had a BEAR?
Kain: WHAT
Narran: No,
Narran: I just walked up to him after he ICly skinned a bear
Narran: and said
Narran: WHAT THE FUCK
Narran: NO
Narran: BEARY
Narran: BEARY'S DEAD
Kain: LOL
Narran: So then we had a heated argument, and Zaku finally just said
Narran: "Alright, fine, I did kill beary, you happy?"
Narran: And then I stabbed him in the crotch and ran away.
Kain: I need to save this story
Kain: brb
Narran: That was back, when me and Zaku weren't friends
Narran: he made fun of my terrible handwriting
Narran: i don't blame him though, it's preetty terrible
Narran: actually, i think that's the day i first met Zaku

AH, THE BYGONE DAYS OF YOUTH-- Oh wait I'm still a kid. >.>

i thought i'd post it before any of you other fuckers did


*** Zack Flame continues slowly drinking her ale.
Bryan Hauson: Just saying.
Zack Flame | Phry [LOOC]: fffffffffffffff
Zack Flame | Phry [LOOC]: fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Bryan Hauson | Vinnie [LOOC]: HER?
Zack Flame | Phry [LOOC]: fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

Marcus | Mack [LOOC]: oh god a giant squid
Marcus | Mack [LOOC]: you better not bite me you ugly cunt

*** Cole Simmons quirks a brow, a devilish red glint in his eyes. "Make me."
Marcus: Right then, don't say I didn't warn you.
*** Marcus swings the polearm around, pointing the blunt end towards Cole as he begins just walking forward.
*** Cole Simmons backs away from the first swing. He aims the empty air rifle and takes a step closer before pulling the trigger.
*** Marcus staggers back a bit from the blast, coughing.
Marcus: The Void?
*** Cole Simmons backs up, breaking the barrel open. He crouches and shoves some dirt and gravel down the chamber before cocking it back up
*** Marcus begins to twirl the polearm around. For a minute it looks kind of awesome, and skill-requiring. But then he manage to smash the shaft into the side of his head, making his entire body sway back and forth violently.
Marcus: Ow.
Cole Simmons: ...
*** Marcus looks around a bit, blinking.
Marcus: Where was I going again?
*** Marcus looks at Cole in a confused manner.
Cole Simmons: ... That way. Over there. Someone's robbing an old lady.
*** Cole Simmons nods down the path.
Marcus: Right! Thank you, young man!
*** Marcus whips around and rushes off, yelling "HUTT" at every step.

Companion Cube wrote:

Narran: except that one time i stabbed him for killing my bear..
Narran: that was the worst RP i ever did
Kain: lolwat
Kain: you had a BEAR?
Kain: WHAT
Narran: No,
Narran: I just walked up to him after he ICly skinned a bear
Narran: and said
Narran: WHAT THE FUCK
Narran: NO
Narran: BEARY
Narran: BEARY'S DEAD
Kain: LOL
Narran: So then we had a heated argument, and Zaku finally just said
Narran: "Alright, fine, I did kill beary, you happy?"
Narran: And then I stabbed him in the crotch and ran away.
Kain: I need to save this story
Kain: brb
Narran: That was back, when me and Zaku weren't friends
Narran: he made fun of my terrible handwriting
Narran: i don't blame him though, it's preetty terrible
Narran: actually, i think that's the day i first met Zaku

AH, THE BYGONE DAYS OF YOUTH-- Oh wait I'm still a kid. >.>

<3333

I'm sorry, Nar.

Quote :

*** Jens Eytinge shrugs. "I only feel magic users... and eh, my own presence from time to time."
Marcus: Jens.. you feel yourself..?

Quote :

*** Jens Eytinge shrugs. "I only feel magic users... and eh, my own presence from time to time."
Marcus: Jens.. you feel yourself..?
*** Marcus shakes his head. "That's irrelevant."
Marcus: When was this?
Jens Eytinge: This was in the forest.
Mystis 'Scars' Vale | Thoro [LOOC]: Jens feels himself in the forest.

Jens is a very sensual man, you understand.

Quote :

*** The robes and gasmask aren't too heavy, and Talia's rather fragile from plague.
Eleanor Duvedirfel | Munroe [LOOC]: fragile, you say?
*** Talia's arms snap off.

Kain wrote:

Jens is a very sensual man, you understand.

It was out of context! Out of context, I tell you!

*** Marius Shire pokes a finger in Marcus' holes to test for any feeling.

The Gentlemanly Fox: Since you are a threat to those plans, I have no choice but to shoot you and your sister in the face.
The Gentlemanly Fox: Then, if I wait until you grow up and get married, I can kill your family again.
The Gentlemanly Fox: Let's see.. what else?
The Gentlemanly Fox: Do you own a house I could burn down? Or a horse that I could steal?
Zaku: ;-;
The Gentlemanly Fox: Oh, oh, I know! I'll pay every barman in Albion to spit in your beer when you aren't looking. And then I'll tell all your friends you're gay. Unless you really are! ..Are you?
The Gentlemanly Fox: You should take up Pokemon! Then once you catch them all I can LET THEM GO!
Zaku: You're EVIL

Azrael Dorman: So Miss Eleanor, after all of this plague shits over... Interested in a date?

After that half of the people in LOOC went "You go, man" The other half went "Shit, he srs?!"

Yes.

You should've asked Talia. Nobody ever likes black people. :/

Calneche Veremoth: Excuse me.
Calneche Veremoth: You're in my home.
tomi hudson: its me tomi
Calneche Veremoth: Get the fuck out.
tomi hudson: im ur brother!
Calneche Veremoth: No you're not.
Calneche Veremoth: Get out before I call the guard.
tomi hudson: hey this is an rp
tomi hudson: u have to play along
Calneche Veremoth | Gambit [LOOC]: Ah, get the fuck out, no I don't.
tomi hudson: ADMIN HES NOT DOING IT RIGHT
Gambit: [OOC]: Munroe, please come here.