Olden's Funny IC and Steam Chats

Gambit wrote:

Calneche Veremoth: Excuse me.
Calneche Veremoth: You're in my home.
tomi hudson: its me tomi
Calneche Veremoth: Get the fuck out.
tomi hudson: im ur brother!
Calneche Veremoth: No you're not.
Calneche Veremoth: Get out before I call the guard.
tomi hudson: hey this is an rp
tomi hudson: u have to play along
Calneche Veremoth | Gambit [LOOC]: Ah, get the fuck out, no I don't.
tomi hudson: ADMIN HES NOT DOING IT RIGHT
Gambit: [OOC]: Munroe, please come here.

Lol.

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[Event] The morning mists of the Great Surnan Lake finally recede, the sun's heat burning away the last of the obscuration.
The Ghey Fox: [OOC]: obscurity* or obfuscation
Pat: [OOC]: you know what? LARGE BUTTS
[Event] The morning mists of the Great Surnan Lake finally recede, the sun's heat burning away the last of the LARGE BUTTS
The Ghey Fox: [OOC]: I stand corrected. Obscuration IS a word
[Event] Now the majority of the glittering lake can be seen, fishing vessels gliding slowly across the water
Pat: [OOC]: so this pissy body of water is a LAKE.
[Event] Now the majority of the glittering lake can be seen, large butts gliding slowly across the water
(1)The Grey Fox: [OOC]: LOL
Pat: [OOC]: SHUT UP
[Event] Now the majority of the glittering large butts can be seen, large butts gliding slowly across the large butts
Pat: [OOC]: john udgrad: application for LARGE BUTTS
B3SERK: [OOC]: lol
[Event] Now the majority of the ugly large butts can be seen, large butts butting slowly across the large butts
[Event] Now the butts of the ugly large butts can be butted, large butts butting buttishly across the large butts
[Event] Butt the buttority of the large butts can be large butts, large butts large butting slowly across the large butts

-Krug joins server-

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Rutabega [OOC]: WILD KRUG HAS APPEARED
Thoro [OOC]: KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Peter Cyran [OOC]: SO NOW I can use that Pokeball?
Kruggly [OOC]: *brofist* Bega
Rutabega [OOC]: Word. Check it out, perfect Stygian model
Thoro [OOC]: USE A MASTERBALL, DO IT!
Rutabega [OOC]: run on over to town, on the pathway
Peter Cyran [OOC]: Not worth a masterball, only unique move it knows is the "Vote Krug" attack.
Kruggly [OOC]: Holy shit. Guard armor looks bada- VOTE KRUG.
Thoro [OOC]: Then use an ultra ball
Rutabega [OOC]: love the models
Thoro [OOC]: /me throws a masterball at Krug
Kain [OOC]:Vote Krug. votekrug. votkrug. vtkrgICANTTAKEIT ANYMORE. AAAAHHHH
Kruggly [OOC]: So will you vote krug?
Peter Cyran [OOC]: Vote Krug attack was super effective against Kain
Rutabega [OOC]: Vote Krug, it's super effective. Kain has fainted
Thoro [OOC]: Only if my masterball is successful
*** Kain Redwell turns the corner with an m249
Kain Redwell [YELL]: JIHAAAAD

-suddenly, server crashes-

-steam chat opens up-

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Kruggly: rofl
Kruggly: after you turned the corner
Kruggly: and yelled 'jihad,' I crashed
Kain: oh that wasn't just you
Kain: that was the server crashing
Kain: from my explosion of pure rage

God damn Krug.

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Kain: abesquillians
Kain: would make shitty sailors
Rutabega: I beg to differ...infact
Kain: well, they cant really touch water
Kain: or they can
Kain: but
Kain: they cant
Rutabega: I was once told by a pirate
Kain: ?
Rutabega: who was infact a Abesquillian
Rutabega:

Mackalian wrote:

*** Cole Simmons quirks a brow, a devilish red glint in his eyes. "Make me."
Marcus: Right then, don't say I didn't warn you.
*** Marcus swings the polearm around, pointing the blunt end towards Cole as he begins just walking forward.
*** Cole Simmons backs away from the first swing. He aims the empty air rifle and takes a step closer before pulling the trigger.
*** Marcus staggers back a bit from the blast, coughing.
Marcus: The Void?
*** Cole Simmons backs up, breaking the barrel open. He crouches and shoves some dirt and gravel down the chamber before cocking it back up
*** Marcus begins to twirl the polearm around. For a minute it looks kind of awesome, and skill-requiring. But then he manage to smash the shaft into the side of his head, making his entire body sway back and forth violently.
Marcus: Ow.
Cole Simmons: ...
*** Marcus looks around a bit, blinking.
Marcus: Where was I going again?
*** Marcus looks at Cole in a confused manner.
Cole Simmons: ... That way. Over there. Someone's robbing an old lady.
*** Cole Simmons nods down the path.
Marcus: Right! Thank you, young man!
*** Marcus whips around and rushes off, yelling "HUTT" at every step.

Defiantly my favorite. Original and made me laugh. Plus it was all RP.

23:07 - Relevance Pie: What did he/she say?
23:07 - Phry: Who
23:07 - Relevance Pie: Kain..
23:08 - Phry: Ah.
23:08 - Phry: AHAHAHA
23:08 - Phry: WAIT WHAT

HA HA KAIN'S A WOMAN

It's questionable, because I seem to attract men along with women.

WORLD, WHY. WHHHHY?

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It's questionable

nope, pretty sure you're a woman

Kain wrote:

It's questionable, because I seem to attract men along with women.

WORLD, WHY. WHHHHY?

RTRP Verne hung around Kain for a reason...

What is that mask hiding, Kain?


???






That thur, is a woman.

Lies and slander! I'm a brunette.

LOL OH MY GOD PHRY THAT WAS SPOT ON

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Niphsus Ralcourt: I've taken too long of a break.
Niphsus Ralcourt: I probabally should be getting back on duty.
Rha'Lusk of the Barkmane: Ya. Us talk latah den.
*** Niphsus Ralcourt holds his arms out slowly, offering a hug.
Chronburis Romentine | ReanimatedBit [LOOC]: AW he wants a hug : )
*** Rha'Lusk of the Barkmane eyes him quietly for a moment.
Niphsus Ralcourt: Errr...
*** Niphsus Ralcourt stretches his arms out, yawning as if to act like he wasn't offering a hug.
Niphsus Ralcourt: Yeah..
Niphsus Ralcourt: Uh, see you later.
*** Niphsus Ralcourt drops his arms to his side as he slowly begins to walk off.
*** Rha'Lusk of the Barkmane nods to him again as he begins to walk off. "Latah."

QQ No one ever hugs Nip, he needs moar love.

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QQ No one ever hugs Nip, he needs moar love.

emo nerd

Reager wrote:

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Niphsus Ralcourt: I've taken too long of a break.
Niphsus Ralcourt: I probabally should be getting back on duty.
Rha'Lusk of the Barkmane: Ya. Us talk latah den.
*** Niphsus Ralcourt holds his arms out slowly, offering a hug.
Chronburis Romentine | ReanimatedBit [LOOC]: AW he wants a hug : )
*** Rha'Lusk of the Barkmane eyes him quietly for a moment.
Niphsus Ralcourt: Errr...
*** Niphsus Ralcourt stretches his arms out, yawning as if to act like he wasn't offering a hug.
Niphsus Ralcourt: Yeah..
Niphsus Ralcourt: Uh, see you later.
*** Niphsus Ralcourt drops his arms to his side as he slowly begins to walk off.
*** Rha'Lusk of the Barkmane nods to him again as he begins to walk off. "Latah."

QQ No one ever hugs Nip, he needs moar love.

I thought this thread was for funny IC and OOC chats.

: |

I do not see "Self pity quotes" in the title.

This thread now reserved for self-pity quotes! KGO!

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*** Marius Shire drops his sandwich by accident.

SADSAD

Zaku: [OOC]: Oh, I can show you, baby.
Jacob Stanazek: WTF IM ONLY 9

Quote :

SideShow: [OOC]: IM NOT GAY CUZ IM 9!
Psyche: [OOC]: quoted
SideShow: [OOC]: JUST SHOW ME THE TRAILS!!!!!!!!!

zaku has that effect on everyone

Indeed, the seven trails.

I showed him the trails one page before this.

He wasn't very appreciative.

*** Jack Wilsprit looks at Grok with a "Let go of the plant." face
Grok | Relevance Pie [LOOC]: xD
Jack Wilsprit | Thoro [LOOC]: :p
Ariana Velctor | Commander 'Cuddle' Muffin [LOOC]: Oh no, not that look! O>O