Olden's Funny IC and Steam Chats

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Psyche is now playing Call of Duty: Black Ops
00:35 - Psyche dashes infront of you
00:35 - Mack hits e
00:35 - Psyche stabs you in the face despite it looking like you knifed first. My farts along his way
00:35 - Psyche: TANGO DOWN
00:35 - Mack: FUCK
00:36 - Mack yanks his power cable out, throwing the PC out the window. "FUCK THIS I'M GOING TO BED."
Mack has gone offline.

Good one.

6:31 PM - mack: so i better go to bed now
6:31 PM - mack: night
6:31 PM - [OB]Gambit: Good night
6:31 PM - [OB]Gambit: Humie
6:31 PM - mack: xeno
6:31 PM - [OB]Gambit: Growl
mack is now Offline.

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Charles Edward-Tarquin Horwath, Marquis of Salisbury
[8:33:47 PM] Sam: U no u like
[8:40:40 PM] Matthew Horwath: y
[8:41:45 PM] Sam: Cause dapper
[8:41:55 PM] Sam: And not fake dapper
[8:42:29 PM] Sam: Not fucking cold on the motherfucking cob
[8:43:15 PM] Matthew Horwath: I will name my son
[8:43:29 PM] Matthew Horwath: Cauldric "Cob" horwath
[8:44:10 PM] Sam: LOL
[8:44:14 PM] Sam: FUCK
[8:44:25 PM] Sam: We don't fucking say that
[8:44:39 PM] Matthew Horwath: yes you do

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Never tell your password to anyone.
09 February 2011
23:27 - Psyche grapples you from behind. Naked.
23:28 - Psyche: You smell nice.
23:39 - Mack: I HAVE TO GO NOW
Mack is now offline.

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Karakoo: it's not late enough for sleep
Karakoo: *fusses*
Omap: shuts off your computer
Omap: no more mass effect
Karakoo: nu
Karakoo: nu
Omap: You can get some sexy garrus ass later
Omap: He's doing calibrations
Karakoo: how did you know he was my first nookie?
Omap: Because everyone luvs garrus.

Have you caught some Garrus today?

you disgust me omap

mass effect

thread relevant to my interests

Tiflis Serenity | Phry [LOOC]: Just a tip, adding a period to the end of sentences makes your /me's cooler :3
Robert Sanders | Mad Clown [LOOC]: Sorry used to taco now and they hated that lol
Paycheck! 25 credits earned.
Tiflis Serenity | Phry [LOOC]: Really?
Robert Sanders | Mad Clown [LOOC]: Yeah
Tiflis Serenity | Phry [LOOC]: Which server?
Robert Sanders | Mad Clown [LOOC]: There stalker rp
Tiflis Serenity | Phry [LOOC]: TnB's?
Robert Sanders | Mad Clown [LOOC]: Some admin got realy pissed at me
Robert Sanders | Mad Clown [LOOC]: yeah
Tiflis Serenity | Phry [LOOC]: LOL
Robert Sanders | Mad Clown [LOOC]: I know right.
Tiflis Serenity | Phry [LOOC]: "Stop RPing correctly you -dick-"
Tiflis Serenity | Phry [LOOC]: TnB amazes me

2:01 PM - Ciel: Scars being fat doesn't count as being biggest <3
2:01 PM - Thoro: He's only fat where it counts

PuPeT-KaI wrote:

2:01 PM - Ciel: Scars being fat doesn't count as being biggest <3
2:01 PM - Thoro: He's only fat where it counts

around the waist, thighs, gut, breast, neck, and arms.

3:14 PM - Scars: // 6:13 PM - Scars: 6:13 PM - Ciel flails her legs, "LET ME GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
6:13 PM - Phry: Invite me in
6:13 PM - Scars: It's way too hot man
-----------------------------------------------
3:14 PM - Scars: // 6:14 PM - Phry: Invite me inn
6:14 PM - Scars: I'm already in
6:14 PM - Scars: She can't fit two at a time
6:14 PM - Phry: cyber with oa is like breathing
6:14 PM - Phry: it requires
6:14 PM - Phry: no effort
6:14 PM - Phry: to do

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Anna Abstergo | petite sœur [LOOC]: /me nuzzels Phry >:3
*** Andrel Thandron climbs the ladder, Groaning, "No help. No help at all."
Tiflis Serenity | Phry [LOOC]: /me pats.
Unknown command: SetMechPlayerWepKey
*** Andrel Thandron carries around beams of wood.
Tiflis Serenity | Phry [LOOC]: Alright i'm be off though.
Anna Abstergo | petite sœur [LOOC]: /purrs~
Tiflis Serenity | Phry [LOOC]: Add me to SF or something.
Tiflis Serenity | Phry [LOOC]: We can continue this chat later~
Mirage Silverspine | Cpt.Moottorimarkka ® [LOOC]: Phru, you slut.
Andrel Thandron | Omap [LOOC]: Pry that's so screencapped.
Tiflis Serenity | Phry [LOOC]: MIRAGE, YOU JELLY
Tiflis Serenity | Phry [LOOC]: <3
Anna Abstergo | petite sœur [LOOC]: <33
Tiflis Serenity | Phry [LOOC]: I mean moot.
Mirage Silverspine | Cpt.Moottorimarkka ® [LOOC]: Well, you're a slut.
Tiflis Serenity | Phry [LOOC]: Ikno
Tiflis Serenity | Phry [LOOC]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05ZODSwXXQw&feature=related
Mirage Silverspine | Cpt.Moottorimarkka ® [LOOC]: :I
Tiflis Serenity | Phry [LOOC]: WKUK yes.

bow chicka bow wow

MServo [to Izzy]: Hey. Hey kid. You wanna get rich?
Izzy[to MServo]: rich
MServo [to Izzy]: Yeah, you know, make some money! See, I'm the head of the biggest baddest corp in town -- ENEMA. You wanna know more, or you just want a job right now?
Izzy[to MServo]: what the fuck is ENEMA
MServo [to Izzy]: It's real simple, you join up with ENEMA, and you're part of the family. You can chill out at our HQ downtown, get some supplies, and make some contract money. Is killing involved? Sure, probably, so if you've got a problem with that then fuck off. Otherwise...you want the job?
Izzy[to MServo]: job enema JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB ENEMA
MServo says, "Alright, fresh meat for the grinder! Let's make this official.
MServo snores softly.

88Anton [to Izzy]: Hi, can I tell you more about our dark lord, Satan?
Izzy[to 88Anton]: satan
88Anton [to Izzy]: You might think nobody cares about you in this hellish ruined world. But someone does care -- Satan cares.

9:54 PM - Krug: D:<
9:54 PM - Krug: D:<<
9:54 PM - Krug: ANGER.
9:54 PM - Mandalore Gambit: Saint Anger?
9:54 PM - Krug: EVERY TRACK.

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9:45 PM - Krug: brings you to the end, 'til you love again
9:45 PM - Krug: oooohh
9:45 PM - Psyche: get off me

18:17 - Phry: hey mack
18:17 - Phry: remember that time
18:17 - Phry: that me and slaaneshi
18:17 - Phry: raped you
18:17 - Phry: and jacque
18:17 - Phry: and ryan at Retribution
18:17 - Phry: and you all
18:17 - Phry: ran
18:17 - Mack: i didnt run
18:18 - Mack: those two cunts did
18:18 - Mack: we were in skype
18:18 - Phry: RAN LIKE SCARED BABY
18:18 - Mack: and they just went
18:18 - Mack: "BAAWWW IS NO FUN WE NO WEEN ON FIRST TRY"
18:18 - Phry: 'oh nooo we're french'


i remember that time.

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*** Anna Abstergo begins a light squirm as the stroking continues, a warm purr emmiting from the very pit of her stomach...
*** Andrel Thandron pets a little more, "What do you say we go to the bar...
Anna Abstergo: Nhnn..I-...I was told to get some rest...
Andrel Thandron: Oh?
Andrel Thandron: Are you tired?
*** Andrel Thandron keeps petting..
Anna Abstergo: Nnnn...not...reallllllly..
Player Krug left the game (No Steam logon)
*** Andrel Thandron scratches her ears more, "Hmm. Well if you're not tired, why rest?
Paycheck! 25 credits earned.
*** Anna Abstergo shudders, and squirms over to Andrels feet, clearly loveing evey bit of his attention.
*** Anna Abstergo squirms become a little more vigrious...

bow chicka bow wow

/sunglasses

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6:00 PM - Psyche: now this may or may not be off, but I'm guessing you would make a druid
6:00 PM - Psyche: amirite
6:04 PM - Munroe: what makes you say that
6:05 PM - Psyche: I dunno, just a WILD guess
6:05 PM - Psyche slowly curls up into a ball, weeping at his horrible pun.

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6:27 PM - Krug: but your accent
6:27 PM - Krug: is amazing
6:27 PM - Krug: <3
6:27 PM - Psyche: I have an accent?

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19:25 - Phry: this game
19:26 - Phry: is a piece of shit
19:26 - Phry: you dick
19:26 - Jacque: what
19:26 - Jacque: you're an idiot

19:02 - Phry: despite the fact
19:02 - Phry: this was absolutely free
19:02 - Phry: i still feel cheated
19:03 - Mack: i know right
19:03 - Phry: did you buy this
19:03 - Mack: a whole fucking pound mate
19:03 - Mack: i am very mad

19:21 - Phry: this game
19:22 - Phry: is a piece of shit
19:22 - Phry: you dick
19:22 - C R E E D I N G: Fucking wimp.
19:22 - C R E E D I N G: Pathetic.
19:22 - Phry: You'd be accurate in describing that game.
19:24 - Phry: I mean
19:24 - Phry: There's shit
19:24 - Phry: And then there's lugaru
19:26 - Phry: Like
19:26 - Phry: There's awful
19:26 - Phry: And then there's Lugaru
19:26 - Phry: there's squeecky
19:26 - Phry: and then there's lugaru

19:12 - Phry: this game
19:12 - Phry: is a piece of shit
19:12 - Phry: you dick
19:12 - Hoovistacus: what
19:12 - Hoovistacus: no
19:19 - Phry: soooo
19:19 - Phry: shit
19:24 - Phry: shit game
19:24 - Phry: such a shit
19:24 - Phry: piece of shit
19:24 - Hoovistacus: nope
19:24 - Phry: it's shit
19:24 - Phry: you just like
19:24 - Hoovistacus: nah
19:24 - Phry: the controls
19:24 - Phry: are so fucking shit
19:24 - Phry: aha
19:25 - Phry: the metacritic reviewers
19:25 - Phry: just IGNORED it
19:25 - Phry: that's how bad it is
19:25 - Hoovistacus: because it's from 1995?
19:25 - Phry: no
19:25 - Phry: it's from 2005
19:25 - Phry: and it's fucking terrible shit
19:26 - Hoovistacus: lugaru
19:26 - Hoovistacus: hd
19:26 - Phry: is shit
19:26 - Hoovistacus: the hd remake was made
19:26 - Hoovistacus: in 2005
19:27 - Hoovistacus: you know what else is shit
19:27 - Hoovistacus: king arthur
19:27 - Phry: you know who else is mad
19:27 - Phry: lugaru fanboys

Phry attempts trolling and succeeds only in losing all of our trust.

What game is shit?

Lugaru HD

HD for

...

Hreally really really shitD.


These were actually the people who said it was a good game prior to my getting it.

It's really, really bad, in every possible way.

Is it this shit with fighting bunnies? What the fuck

I'd rather just play toribash