Olden's Funny IC and Steam Chats

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11:54 PM - Zaku: AND DICKS
11:54 PM - ஓ Purple: .-.
11:54 PM - Zaku: i ate all the radiation drugs
11:54 PM - ஓ Purple: wat
11:54 PM - Zaku: now im tripping balls
11:54 PM - ஓ Purple: o-o
11:54 PM - Zaku: i was hungry, right
11:54 PM - Zaku: in STALKER
11:55 PM - Zaku: so I went to eat a sausage
11:55 PM - ஓ Purple: ...
11:55 PM - ஓ Purple: im
11:55 PM - ஓ Purple: scared now
11:55 PM - Zaku: I accidently ate 9 doses of anti-radiation.
11:55 PM - ஓ Purple: HOW THE FUCK
11:55 PM - Zaku: And my screen just went VHHRRHAHHGH.
11:55 PM - ஓ Purple: DDO YOU MIX A SAUAGE
11:55 PM - ஓ Purple: WITH DRUGS
11:55 PM - ஓ Purple: WTF
11:55 PM - Zaku: WELL, lol
11:55 PM - Zaku: They're all in hotkeys
11:55 PM - Zaku: I have my game set up, so like,
11:55 PM - Zaku: 3 is Anti-rads.
11:55 PM - ஓ Purple: <_>
11:55 PM - Zaku: 4 is sausages
11:55 PM - Zaku: I WAS REALLY HUNGRY SO I SPAMMED 3
11:55 PM - Zaku: THINKING I WAS EATING A LOT OF SAUSAGES
11:56 PM - ஓ Purple: ffffff
11:56 PM - Zaku: im ok though
11:56 PM - Zaku: this game is so much fun
11:56 PM - Zaku: and scary
11:56 PM - Zaku: ;-;
11:56 PM - Zaku: but i am one rich mother fucker
11:57 PM - ஓ Purple: posted
11:57 PM - ஓ Purple: fucking posted that shit
11:57 PM - Zaku: LOL
11:58 PM - ஓ Purple: im going to think back on this convo
11:58 PM - ஓ Purple: and cry a little
11:58 PM - ஓ Purple: if its because im loling inside
11:58 PM - ஓ Purple: or because im dying a little
11:58 PM - ஓ Purple: i will never truly know
11:58 PM - ஓ Purple: :'C
11:58 PM - Zaku: Why. D:
11:58 PM - ஓ Purple: just
11:58 PM - ஓ Purple: <_>
11:59 PM - Zaku: It's ok,
11:59 PM - Zaku: After I OD's on rads.
11:59 PM - Zaku: I stuffed myself with wonderful russian sausages.
11:59 PM - ஓ Purple: FFFFFFFFFFF
11:59 PM - ஓ Purple: GODDAMNIT
11:59 PM - ஓ Purple: STOP
11:59 PM - ஓ Purple: TALKING
11:59 PM - ஓ Purple: ABOUT
11:59 PM - ஓ Purple: SAUSAGES
11:59 PM - Zaku: ... But I like sausages.

*** Zayl Rathman remains completely serious, "I want you."

Why does it seem Zayl is my only source of funny logs? Eh, whatever.

*** Isabella Wade grabs him -something-.
Zack Flame: And for "Lorrias", if she needs any more.
*** PEE IN A BOTTLE.
*** Isabella Wade sets the bottle of something on the counter.
Isabella Wade | xeno586 [LOOC]: You decide what it is
Zack Flame | Phry [LOOC]: :/
Isabella Wade | xeno586 [LOOC]: In fact, let's do a roll
[Roll] Isabella Wade rolled a 87 out of 1-100.
[Roll] Zack Flame rolled a 87 out of 1-100.
*** ITS FUCKING PEE IN A BOTTLE
Zack Flame | Phry [LOOC]: WHAT.
Isabella Wade | xeno586 [LOOC]: WOAH
[Roll] Settetania Lorrias rolled a 99 out of 99-99.
Zack Flame | Phry [LOOC]: It has to be
Isabella Wade | xeno586 [LOOC]: WE BOTH ROLLED THE SAME THING AT THE SAME TIME
Zack Flame | Phry [LOOC]: The juice of the gods.
Zack Flame | Phry [LOOC]: Due to that roll.

zack is now a god becuase of the miracle roll and this is legit and pat approves

legitimate proof wrote:

04:44 - Pat: i am pat
04:44 - Pat: and this is my favorite whatever the hell on the olden

that's right kain. new godchar on the block.

That's nothing.

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[Roll] Amanda Tique rolled a 100 out of 1-100.

Amanda Tique has ascended to godhood. Not that it will change anything.

Also:

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[Roll] Kain Redwell rolled a 1 out of 1-100.

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Amanda Tique has ascended to godhood. Not that it will change anything.

._.

...you have no idea.

when did I roll a 1 out of 1-100? O.o

It might have been during combat, or something. All I know is, it's in my file full of funny quotes, and I don't make them up.

Rolling 100 isn't funny :/

Vinnie The President of Gaybar: EVERYONE IS A SERVANT OF THE GAYBAR
Relevance Pie: Do they tip well?
Vinnie The President of Gaybar: They tip
Vinnie The President of Gaybar: With buttsecks
Vinnie The President of Gaybar: I'd say that's a good tip
Relevance Pie: Well it's the tip of something.
Relevance Pie: *ba dum ch*
Relevance Pie:
Vinnie The President of Gaybar: YOU SILLY MORTAL
Vinnie The President of Gaybar: YOUR BUTTSECKS PUNS ARE NO MATCH FOR OUR RAVE LIGHTS MALE STRIPPERS AND LADY GAGA
Relevance Pie: LOL

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Vinnie The President of Gaybar:

...I'm not even going to bother.

Munroe wrote:

It might have been during combat, or something. All I know is, it's in my file full of funny quotes, and I don't make them up.

I guess a failure of mine at that magnitude would be funny. Rarer than seeing Pat do it, at least.

Also, no, the gay bar is Jacque's territory.

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Also, no, the gay bar is Jacque's territory.

AND

PRESIDENT OF THE GAY BAR

NOT

THE PRESIDENT OF GAYBAR

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9:44 PM - [:/0A\:] Purple gives him a short wave, "I'll see you, Zaku."
9:47 PM - Zaku: Wait--
9:47 PM - Zaku: You're-- You're not busy are you?- I mean, I've got nothing to do, and all-..
9:48 PM - [:/0A\:] Purple: Right now? Not really, unless you wanna watch me sleep.
9:50 PM - Zaku: Huh?-- NO-- No. I'm- No, not like that.
9:50 PM - Zaku blinks a few times, out of surprise.
9:50 PM - [:/0A\:] Purple smiles, "Well then, g'night."
9:50 PM - Zaku manages a smile of his own, waving her off briefly, "Night.. Se-.. Sette."

Don't do it, Zaku. It's a trap. IT'S A TRAP.

I did it. I did it bad.

Zaku350 wrote:

I did it. I did it bad.

You have no dignity.

I saw those logs and threw up a little

The bad part is that she wouldn't have cared if he said yes.

I'm going to freeze Set one day again. ^_^

Markka wrote:

I'm going to freeze Set one day again. ^_^

I'll bring my ice pick.

>:C

Meany.

Phry: if you look at tit that way
Phry: being a werewolf
Phry: is benifitial

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8:19 PM - Thoro: I just want help
8:19 PM - Thoro: With trying to escape jail
8:19 PM - Kali: you're kind of barking up the wrong tree unless it has nothing to do with the actual roleplay
8:19 PM - Kali: oh
8:19 PM - Kali: eat your way out
8:19 PM - Thoro: Well
8:19 PM - Thoro: I'm a vampire.
8:19 PM - Kali: claim you need to go to the toilet and the one in your cell is blocked
8:19 PM - Thoro: I have silver shackles.
8:19 PM - Kali: even if it's just a bucket
8:19 PM - Thoro: Two guards.
8:19 PM - Thoro: And behind bars
8:20 PM - Thoro: I can't even move though
8:20 PM - Kali: offer to give them blowjobs if they let you go
8:20 PM - Kali: then bite their dicks
8:20 PM - Kali: =
8:20 PM - Kali: gain allies
8:20 PM - Thoro: >.>
8:20 PM - Thoro: I have allies
8:20 PM - Thoro: But they are few and far betweem
8:20 PM - Thoro: between*
8:21 PM - Kali: then bite the guard's dicks
8:21 PM - Kali: then you will have
8:21 PM - Kali: two
8:21 PM - Kali: right there
8:21 PM - Thoro: BUt.
8:21 PM - Thoro: I can only suck one dick at a time.
8:21 PM - Kali: then let them take turns
8:21 PM - Kali: patiene.
8:21 PM - Kali: patience
8:21 PM - Kali: even
8:21 PM - Thoro: Time is something I'm running out of.
8:21 PM - Thoro: Zayl is going to do something to my vampire
8:22 PM - Thoro: He's sorta well known
8:22 PM - Thoro: Zayl gathered a group of the best fighters in Surna and he still escaped
8:22 PM - Kali: then suck dick faster
8:22 PM - Thoro: Besides, they wouldn't accept the bribe and call him gay.
8:22 PM - Kali: tell them you're a transvestite
8:22 PM - Kali: and it's not gay

i give the best advice

Kali speaks from experience.

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8:21 PM - Thoro: Zayl is going to do something to my vampire
8:22 PM - Thoro: He's sorta well known
8:22 PM - Thoro: Zayl gathered a group of the best fighters in Surna and he still escaped

lol