Olden's Funny IC and Steam Chats

Gambit wrote:

that font, looks like emo cuts

I like downloading random fonts.

i dont get it


what was the funny bit in the msn conversation

That conversation is just sad, especially the font.

Zack Flame: Good luck out there gordon
Rha'Lusk of the Barkmane: ...

Quote :

06:38 - Mack: OH GOD
06:38 - Mack: I JUST CLICKED OPEN A PAGE
06:38 - Mack: AND THIS HORRIBLE PICTURE OF A PORCELAIN DOLL WITH HUGE EYES STARED AT ME IN THE FACE FROM THE RIGHT
06:38 - Mack: I THINK I JUST SHAT MYSELF
06:39 - Pat: link
06:39 - Mack: http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-706
06:39 - Mack: i cant read the fucking article because the pic's staring at me
06:39 - Mack: fnfgngnngngg
06:40 - Pat: HOLY
06:40 - Pat: FUCK
06:40 - Pat: ...her nipples are erect
06:40 - Mack: LOL
06:40 - Mack: PAT GOD DMAN
06:40 - Pat: SERIOUSLY LOOK
06:40 - Mack: NO I AM NOT LOOKING
06:41 - Mack: OKAY FINE I'LL TAKE A PEEK
06:41 - Mack: OH GOD THEY ARE
06:41 - Pat: OH GOD
06:41 - Pat: IF YOU LOOK AT HER EYES A CERTAIN WAY
06:41 - Pat: THEY TURN BLACK
06:41 - Pat: AND GROW BIGGER
06:41 - Mack: FUCKING HELL PAT
06:41 - Pat: look at her eyes out of the top of your vision
06:41 - Mack: NOPE.AV-FUCKING-I

oh god the nipples are fucking erect

19:19 - Phry: elitism
19:19 - Phry: is good nomatter what
19:19 - Phry: c:
19:21 - Phry: you for example
19:21 - Phry: vile commoner
19:21 - Phry: ew
19:21 - Phry: our love, hence, can never
19:22 - Phry: be
19:22 - Krug: WHAT
19:22 - Phry: for the record the grape lollies taste awesome
19:22 - Krug: I AM OFFENDED
19:22 - Krug: i will try at some point
19:22 - Phry: while you do
19:22 - Phry: and as you
19:22 - Phry: unwrap that
19:22 - Phry: wrapping
19:22 - Phry: and wrap your lips around it's
19:22 - Phry: bulbous head
19:22 - Phry: imagine it's
19:22 - Phry: my
19:22 - Phry: cat
19:23 - Krug: LOL
19:23 - Krug: i do like sucking on cats
19:23 - Phry: lolllllllll
Phry has changed their name to Phry - Krug is a vile catsucker.
19:23 - Phry - Krug is a vile catsucker: el chupacabra

I would like to add to this.

now we have krug's email c:

Phry wrote:

now we have krug's email c:

:V

Also YES.

iSketch is -the- shit.

Quote :

Phry: High-class male prostitute
Phry: You rent your body
Phry: To the community
ViralHatred: Hurr
ViralHatred: No I'm just a shelf filler.
ViralHatred: Nights is 6 p/h for the first 2 hours, then 7.50 for the rest.
Phry: fill my shelfs~
Phry: shelves
Phry: fuck
Phry: i need to go
Phry: beat myself

Duke FNox Forever has changed their name to FNox is working out.
03:11 - Phry: So..chewing faster?

Zayl: hi
xeno586: hiya
xeno586: i made
xeno586: potatoes
Zayl: this is patris sister
xeno586: oh
xeno586: do you like potatoes?
Zayl: yes
xeno586:


Zayl: my bother fartid
xeno586: ..lol
Zayl: so
xeno586: did he eat too many burritos?
Zayl: that i do not know

pat shall from now on be referred to as patris

Quote :

Brother Omap: Hey
Brother Omap: Hey you
Kiwi is now Offline.

He can't hide forever.

Omap wrote:

Quote :

Brother Omap: Hey
Brother Omap: Hey you
Kiwi is now Offline.

He can't hide forever.

yes, he really can.

18:47 - Jacque: --- plz send all of the above <3
18:47 - Phry: 18:47 - Jacque: It's that I hate -him-
18:47 - Jacque: what
18:47 - Jacque: 18:47 - Jacque: It's not that I hate -him-
18:47 - Phry: 18:47 - Jacque: It's not that I hate -him-
18:47 - Jacque: yeah
18:48 - Phry: 18:47 - Jacque: It's that I hate -him-
18:48 - Jacque: what
18:48 - Phry: what
18:48 - Phry: 18:47 - Jacque: It's not that I hate -him-
18:48 - Jacque: Yeah
18:48 - Jacque: I don't hate him
18:48 - Phry: 18:47 - Jacque: It's that I hate -him-
18:48 - Jacque: what
18:48 - Phry: 18:47 - Jacque: It's not that I hate -him-
18:48 - Jacque: I never said that
18:48 - Jacque: PHRY
18:48 - Phry: loollllllllllllllllllllllll

22:41 - Monster: hai phry
22:42 - Monster: do you like L4D?
22:54 - Phry: Uhm
22:54 - Phry: HAte it
22:55 - Phry: L4D2 bblew it out of the water
22:55 - Monster: Well, I'm not sure if you're familiar with RPM, but It's a serious L4D RP community, and I'm a Super Administrator
22:55 - Monster: we're trying to boost the playerbase
22:55 - Monster: I'm the owner of the military here
22:55 - Monster: The Remains of the united nations
22:58 - Monster: It's P fun
23:15 - Phry: Ah.
23:15 - Phry: The main issue with that being
23:15 - Phry: UPGRADE TO L4D2 YOU FUCKING CHEAPSKATE


so i re-read that and then i notice 'L4D RP'

23:16 - Psyche: "Let me tell you my story, young one- OH WAIT BOOMER"

the joke is that the united nations dont have a military

^
Mack's signature.

4:46 PM - Miller the Killer °∆°: 4:46 PM - Spiff: well because she gave hj's to so many guys her arm is super rubbery so she just stretched it over here
4:46 PM - Miller the Killer °∆°: haha
4:46 PM - Miller the Killer °∆°: rubbery
4:46 PM - { Tash.0 }: what's an hj
4:47 PM - { Tash.0 }: ..
4:47 PM - Miller the Killer °∆°: handjob
4:47 PM - { Tash.0 }: ..
4:47 PM - Miller the Killer °∆°: like blowjow
4:47 PM - { Tash.0 }: 8|
4:47 PM - Miller the Killer °∆°: but with hand
4:47 PM - Miller the Killer °∆°: sss
4:47 PM - { Tash.0 }: blowjow

4:47 PM - Miller the Killer °∆°: shhh
4:47 PM - Miller the Killer °∆°: shhh
4:48 PM - Miller the Killer °∆°: the sparkling cider will seep into your skin
4:48 PM - Miller the Killer °∆°: and all the men will love you babe
4:48 PM - Miller the Killer °∆°: you'll taste like candy
4:48 PM - Zaku: ;-;

Quote :

15:07 - Mack: ra-ra-rasputing lover of the russian queen
15:07 - Krug (On Jacque's Acc): rasputing?
15:07 - Mack: ra-ra-rasputin russians greatest love machine
15:07 - Mack: rasputin*
15:08 - Krug (On Jacque's Acc): am point out obvious typo
15:08 - Mack: RUSSIAS*
15:08 - Mack: FUCK
15:08 - Krug (On Jacque's Acc): LOL.
15:08 - Krug (On Jacque's Acc): Mack cannot on to keyboard
15:08 - Mack: psyche came all over it it's so fucking hard to type man
15:08 - Mack: my fingers keep slipping and the keys keep sticking